Assfluff

Lint that collects in your ass hair, especially during night time.

During my morning shit, I wiped away all the assfluff that accumulated during the night.

by Cyberwolf December 16, 2006

Asiflable

Pronunciation is really : A-sif-la-bul
Definition : To assist in an unhelpful manner.

"You've licked ALL my stamps ready for when I need them?"

by Brett Lawrence August 6, 2003

Assifier

A passifier for the ass. Basically used by business executives who really need a passifier, but who also need to carry-on a conversation at the same time.

We were happy to know that Buford was using his Assifier during the meeting.

by Viking Guy May 16, 2007

assfish

Not as bad as being an wordassclown/word but worse than being an wordasshat/word.

You made out with my sister? Assfish!!

by SlyVenom September 29, 2003

assficionado

(n.) an ass connoissuer or admirer, stemming from the word aficionado, meaning enthusiast.

Jim Bob surveyed all the hot chicks in the discotech, and--being a master assficionado--decided to take bootylicious Veronica home with him for a nightcap.

by evil little monkey June 20, 2005

Asif

A real playa and charmer and predator falls in love only to realise women are fake then moves on to his next prey

Asifs are tall, dark and handsome and really wealthy with all the 10/10

Every woman wants Asif

Asifs are hot and full of sexual pleasure

by Stacy92 September 30, 2018

asif

a boggling mastermind

shonk gorilla stomp baby

by bitch im manny August 21, 2004