assclown

Synonym for US President 2000-2008, George W Bush.
When hurricane Katarina hit the USA in August 2005, aid and evacuation was slow because
1) Military material was in Iraq
2) Military personel was in Iraq
3) Funds for disaster management was in Iraq
4) Global warming causes the creation of stronger hurricanes (scientifically proven) yet the Bush has always refused to do anything about the environement

Oh man! That guy is an assclown!!!
-A what??
A george W Bush.
-Oh yeah, a fukkin asshole you mean?

by US inhabitant September 22, 2005

assclown

One, who on a date, gets drunk and wraps up himself in a sheet in the back of his vehicle.

Jim was a total assclown last night when he passed out wrapped up in a sheet like a burrito.

by Sharon Rae J. December 22, 2009

ASSCLOWN

Usually this is the guy in the group that tends to be a major dick so you call him an ass then the clown is just added on for fun

GUY #1:"Hey man that steve guy is a major assclown"
GUY #2:"Ya man, i am definately not gonna match bowls with him"

by THAT ONE GUY IN ELSINORE October 16, 2005

assclown

Someone who act like a combination of the two words clown and ass. This person is somewhere in the middle but always a fucking moron.

If Tom wasn't being such an assclown he would understand you shouldn't anally fuck a girl on the first date.

Entingh's assclownery knows no bounds.

by PhillTheDeal April 13, 2006

assklown

Chris Jericho

Im a #1 assklown

by Dickie Hewey July 7, 2003

No Talent Assclown

Bandit... Also see Mhedmonds

by Anonymous February 26, 2003

assflow

1. The average amount of waste or fartiness ejected out a person's ass.

2. Total rubbish or spewing aggravating verbal nonsense.

1. Dude, Jimmy Joe keeps farting, it smells terrifying. He must have an extraordinary assflow.

2. Okay okay we heard enough about your agitated drunken political views, stop the assflow.

by TrevorS September 16, 2008