A person or behavior that brings the concept of micro manage to its logical culmination, that is, one who subjects complete and total anal domination over someone's ass or a collective group of asses.
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What a pimp does.
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What a pimp does.
THOMAS: "My retardistic boss said that not only did I forget to properly format my TPS report, but I also used the stapler incorrectly in attaching it to the memo and should begin using Rogaine to 'offset the onset of premature balding'."
RICHARD: "Wow. It sounds like you're getting ass managed."
HARRISON: "Yes, this guy is definitely an ass manager."
I have to ass manage these hoes on 21st and Lewis.
RICHARD: "Wow. It sounds like you're getting ass managed."
HARRISON: "Yes, this guy is definitely an ass manager."
I have to ass manage these hoes on 21st and Lewis.
by Danfield August 15, 2006
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If you have the correct genetics and are dependent of a particularly hairy strain of family tree, you can end up with ass hair at a minimum of 3 " long. This is a conservative estimate, and you can truly end up with a repunzel amount of ass fro worthy of donation to a local charity helping chemo patients. This grotesque area of ass hair can and will get things caught in it, such as the business end of a mankini, chlamydia spores, or even an underage girls' teeth. Note that a Tramp Mane will usually trap more items than an Ass Mane due to the sheer physics and retention force.
Check it out, Hurricane Harvey is following that guy with the Ass Mane! It's as if mother nature is trying to cleanse it out a bit.
by Cholo Financial Planner September 7, 2020
Get the Ass Mane mug.When your ass hair reaches at least 3" long and starts to become extremely unruly. Ass mane will help facilitate swamp ass if you have been drinking and become white girl wasted. Note that ass mane can be much longer than these lengths, and 3" is a conservative estimate. Also, see tramp mane for similar undesirable hair locations.
Damn!! That guy basically has an assfro coming out of his little salmon-colored Hollister shorts. I bet he drops his pants down on cruise ships to show impressionable young girls that his ass hair is only more like 1.5" long.
Wow, that guys swamp ass is out of control. He must have all that booty sweat trapped in his ass mane. If only the luscious locks of repunzel ass hair weren't so thicc, there would be more air to circulate and dry out that jungle swamp ass
Wow, that guys swamp ass is out of control. He must have all that booty sweat trapped in his ass mane. If only the luscious locks of repunzel ass hair weren't so thicc, there would be more air to circulate and dry out that jungle swamp ass
by Cholo Financial Planner July 5, 2021
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Marcia, my husbands ass mane is so thick I grab it for leverage when having sex.
Marcia, my husbands ass mane is so thick I grab it for leverage when having sex.
by Whisker Country July 20, 2021
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When you see a man acting like a child and they are definitely an adult. When you see a drunk man trying to fight everyone. Then you call them a Grown Ass Baby Manchild.
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