askhole

That one guy who keeps asking stupid questions, even though he knows he won't get an answer.

guy 1: man this guy is such an askhole!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1:he kept asking me what the square root of mayonnaise is... what anumber askhole!

by Alfonzo May 31, 2016

askhole

An asshole who claims to ask for your advice while really just looking for validation to do what they wanted to do anyway. Usually, the thing that they originally wanted to do is quite idiotic, but they will get pissed off if you advise them against it.

Friend: So I know Tyler cheated on me with seven girls, two dudes, and a dog, but he told me he misses me and wants to get back together. What do you think I should do?
Me: I think you should tell him to go fuck himself. He’s just going to do it again.
Friend: You can’t tell me what to do! I love him, and I’m going to say yes!
Me: Do what you want, but don’t pretend you’re asking for advice when you really just want me to justify your stupid decisions. Don’t be an askhole.

by TheArbiter9001 May 10, 2018

Askhole

A person who continually asks for (and expects) help from others without offering anything in return. Typically on social media.

That Jemma is such an Askhole, have you seen what she’s posted on Facebook today?

by The Urban Pirate August 16, 2019

askhole

When someone always asks you for advice you become an askhole

I knew my friends were asking me too many questions when the called me an askhole.

by Avashcado May 20, 2018

Askhole

1. A person that asks you for advice, but don't use the information you gave them.
2. A person that asks a question they already know the answer to.

1. What should I do about my shitty boss?
A)Quit
Ill just ignore him...
What an askhole
2. I turn 41 next month.
A) how old do you turn this year?

by w4y2r341 May 05, 2022

Askhole

pronouncing: ask hole

"Askhole" is an offensive term for someone who asks too many questions or who asks for advice but doesn't follow it well.

"Askhole" is an offensive term for someone who asks too many questions or who asks for advice but doesn't follow it well.
"don't text your ex he's tricking you by doing all these things to get your attention!''

"okay, i wont text him...." *minutes later*

"i took matter into my own hands and texted my ex"

reaction: 😶...

by chulasz February 09, 2025

Askhole

A person he constantly asks you for advice with no intention on taking it. They will probably friend zone you.

Man that girl is a real askhole.

by Srp<3Ajk<3 June 13, 2015