Brian: "Hey man, I need some advice on this." .... Friend: "Yeah man, so what I recommend is this...." Brian: "Awesome, thanks!" ... 5 years later... Brian: "Why didn't anyone tell me I needed to do this?!" ... Friend: "Dude, I did! 5 Years ago! Don't be an Askhole!"
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Get the askhole mug.The one friend on Facebook whose statuses and posts consist only of things such as "Like for a tbh?", "like for a rate?" "At midnight, tell me how you really feel about me?" and so forth.
Lauren: Wow, Nic just posted "like for a rate? 100% honest" for the sixth time today.
Zoe: Ugh, what a Facebook Askhole.
Zoe: Ugh, what a Facebook Askhole.
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immediately, in a condescending manner. Then takes actions contrary to the advice given.
immediately, in a condescending manner. Then takes actions contrary to the advice given.
John: Hey Steve! Where's a good place to golf?
Steve: I like that one by the ocean.
John: What? That place has nothing but distractions. Like all the bikini babes you can see from the 3rd 4th and 5th holes! Ocean air might corrode my clubs! Nah!
I'm going to that one that's further away and costs much more!
Don't be an ASKHOLE John!
Steve: I like that one by the ocean.
John: What? That place has nothing but distractions. Like all the bikini babes you can see from the 3rd 4th and 5th holes! Ocean air might corrode my clubs! Nah!
I'm going to that one that's further away and costs much more!
Don't be an ASKHOLE John!
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