having your girl eat asparagus hours before you go down on her, resulting in a funky smelling AND tasting vagina
by darthdano February 24, 2009
Get the asparapuss mug.(Or E951) Is a sugar substitute, also classified as an "excitotoxin", found mainly in tea sweeteners such as Equal/Nutrasweet, diet drinks and sugar free products. Aspartame consists of 50% aspartic acid, 40% phenylalanine and 10% methanol.
Aspartame is known to be a very dangerous substance as many people have been complaining of over 92 different health side-effects after consuming it. Short term side-effects include headaches/migraines, dizziness, difficulty thinking and nausea, whereas long-term consuption of it has been known to cause diseases such as fibromyalgia, multiple sclerosis, blindness and brain tumours.
During digestion, the methanol breaks down into formaldehyde and formic acid which is then absorbed into the bloodstream. These two substances have the potential to break down the blood-brain barrier and destroy neurons and brain cells. Aspartic acid and phenylalanine are actually utilized by our bodies in small doses, but in high amounts, they are neurotoxic.
Aspartame is known to be a very dangerous substance as many people have been complaining of over 92 different health side-effects after consuming it. Short term side-effects include headaches/migraines, dizziness, difficulty thinking and nausea, whereas long-term consuption of it has been known to cause diseases such as fibromyalgia, multiple sclerosis, blindness and brain tumours.
During digestion, the methanol breaks down into formaldehyde and formic acid which is then absorbed into the bloodstream. These two substances have the potential to break down the blood-brain barrier and destroy neurons and brain cells. Aspartic acid and phenylalanine are actually utilized by our bodies in small doses, but in high amounts, they are neurotoxic.
Diet coke drinker: "Here, u shud try sum of this, its shugger free!" 8^D
Aware individual: "Oh God no thanks, that contains aspartame, I'd keep well clear of that if I were you!"
Diet coke drinker: "lol, wots tha?" :S
Aware individual: "Oh God no thanks, that contains aspartame, I'd keep well clear of that if I were you!"
Diet coke drinker: "lol, wots tha?" :S
by Gik130 July 3, 2009
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by Manza Zhubesh January 21, 2010
Get the Asparagoseph mug.N: Urine that has the unmistakable smell of that is the indicator that one has consumed asparagus.
V: The act of urinating and filling the room with the smell that is produced in urine when one consumes asparagus.
V: The act of urinating and filling the room with the smell that is produced in urine when one consumes asparagus.
by StankyPee December 9, 2012
Get the Asparapiss mug.When you eat aspapagus and it makes your pee smell terrible the next day. It is sometimes not flushed for the purpose of getting back at, or irritating others.
Whenever Johnny ate asperagus, he purposely didn't flush just to irritate his parents with his asparapiss.
by gerbil of destruction April 12, 2011
Get the asparapiss mug.A zodiac sign that indicates someone who is psychotic and irrational, typically a 15 year old horoscope girl. Used satirically by people who don’t believe in astrology against people who use their starsign as an excuse for being a bitch
Horoscope girl: “hey i’m sorry i cheated on you and fucked your dad but i’m an asparagus, it’s just how i am”
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