Arson

a fun activity

Person A: Bro, I just commited arson the other day. You proud?

Person B: What the fuck Person A.

Person C: So that's why the house across the road was on fire.

Person B: WHAT THE FUCK Person C!

by kelper_ October 19, 2021

arson investigator

my username, but also, someone who gets a call from a fireman/firewoman that the fire is deemed arson, and then the arson investigator will see what device was used i.e molotov cocktail, gas can, lighter. and they will try to catch the suspect.

the arson investigator is investigating the Montreal fire

by arson_investigator October 16, 2021

Arson

A person who intentionally burns property or people down to hurt or to damage property involves fire

Arson

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

Arson

It's a crime. Just a crime.
Not a joke (if you make arson jokes you're the most insufferable annoying dipshit to roam earth)
And it's not a name (you aren't cool for naming yourself after a crime)

"Haha let's go commit arson together uwu"
"Shut the fuck up no one likes you emily"

by Aboxofsoap July 23, 2022

Social Arson

The reckless act of "Playing with Fire" as applied to a social or romantic context.

When Melinda asked to borrow her ex's wrench, knowing he would offer to come over and fix her pipes himself, she couldn't help but wonder if the text committed Social Arson.

by Maggie Bittenburg March 11, 2011

Arson

Best dad ever fucking existed

:i love Arson, he's the best fucking dad in the whole server

by Chupapi Munyayo September 6, 2021

arson

the best person ever.

me(xan): oh yeah Arson is a pretty cool person

by im in ur bf's bed December 7, 2021