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The Land Of 110°F Weather and 9,223,372,036,854,775,894 Venomous creatures
We must be in arizona right now
arizona by floofycat176 September 11, 2025

arizona bay 

1. The open water that California will become when it falls into the ocean.

2. Los Angeles, the great big festering neon distraction, after a comet falls from the sky, followed by meteor showers and tidal waves, followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
arizona bay by NTA August 7, 2003

Arizona State University 

#1 in innovation #2 Stanford #3 MIT
Student 1: Our school just found a cure for cancer!
Student 2: Our school just solve the problem for world peace!
Arizona State University Student: Ya, but are you #1 in innovation?

Arizona Border Burrito

An Arizona Border Burrito is when a Caucasian and a Mexican position their asses together, like the border between the US and Mexico, and then shit in unison until both piles of feces blend together. Then the Mexican scoops up the combined feces and places it into a corn tortilla and rolls it tightly. The Mexican then shoves the rolled burrito into the Caucasians ass and ensures a good fit with just a bit of penetration. Then Caucasian shits the rolled burrito back out and feeds it to the the mexican.

Ingredients:
1. Caucasian
1. Mexican
1. Corn tortilla
An Arizona Border Burrito should be served warm, with a side of guacamole and sour cream. This dish is typically served in small Arizona border towns. Ask for it by name.
Hey Kip, I heard you like the Arizona Border Burrito that they serve down at the VFW...

Arizona Spaceman 

A sex act wherein the female props herself on her hands, and the male holds her hips, and enters from behind, wheelbarrow-style. The bodies form a stylized capital A, hence the "Arizona," and the female's gravity-defying stance lends the "Spaceman."
So Steve and I were doing the Arizona Spaceman last night, and I got such a rush of blood to the head!!

Arizona Bay 

The bay that will be left when California falls off the face of the earth.
Hey man you wanna go fishing in Arizona Bay.
Arizona Bay by scmucateli April 4, 2017