Archie

Archie is normally a short guy with blond hair and piercing blue eyes. He’s normally a athletic kid and good at football but when it comes down to rugby he’s as useful as a rag. He’s a great guy to date because normally he’ll worry about his gf more than himself but he will be quite shy when you first meet him and be trying to impress you. He’s a great person deep down even though he seems like a hot headed idiot and if you talk shit about him he will find you and he will kill you this is why he picks his friend groups carefully and intelligently.

Person: Why is Archie such a dick?
Persons friend: SHHHHHH!!!!!! He might be listening *covers friends mouth*

by Doggie 292837294 November 16, 2018

Archie

Old ignorant, racist, bigoted, or all of the above asshole who can't get past the societal norms of 1952.
The Archie Bunker type.

Women have the right to vote, drive, and work. Sit down and shut the fuck up, Archie.

by GrumpyMcFuzzball August 18, 2019

Archie

Tall, ginger, gorgeous. One of the nicest boys you could ever meet in your life, so caring and never lets you down. Athletic, smart, talented at the guitar. One of the funniest guys ever, has a great taste in music and is just an amazing guy in general. Give good tight hugs and treats his girlfriend/crush with respect and love

Person: Hey Arch are you playing footy with us later?
Archie: Yeah defo

by constantly_crying July 9, 2019

Archie

Someone who joins in (A conversation/ Party/ Whatever)uninvited.

He always butts into our conversations, he's such an Archie

by jims steak was raw February 7, 2020

Archie

A person who spends every waking minute of his life masturbating. His hand is permanently covered with white fluids and and his face is always drenched in sweat. He smells like a funeral and is afraid of any non-virgin.

Archie:*Sees woman*
Archie:*Pulls down pants and Starts to sweat*

by TheConnoisseur August 9, 2020

Archie

A person who spends every waking minute of his life masturbating. His hand is permanently covered with white fluids and and his face is always drenched in sweat. He smells like a funeral and is afraid of any non-virgin.

Archie:*Sees woman*
Archie:*Pulls down pants and Starts to sweat*

by TheConnoisseur August 9, 2020

Archie

Daft stupid nonce with a fit mum called Joanne

Look at that Archie, bet his mums fit

by IpEiRcedMYFo0tonAspIkeeE June 11, 2019