Really really really really really really really ugly humans.
"APES DO NOT WANT WAR, BUT WILL FIGHT IF WE MUST!" - Caesar
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RAMALLAH, West Bank (AP) - Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat met Saturday with Prime Minister Ahmed Qureia in an effort to finalize a new Palestinian Cabinet, which has been in limbo for weeks amid a dispute between the two men.
by Colm November 8, 2003
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Stands for Advanced Placement. One of the worst programs for High Schools today. The school pressures you into this program so that they can receive more money and brag about how their school has the program despite all the failing students in it. Here are some facts:

1. Advanced Placement counts towards college yes, but ONLY IF IT'S NOT TOWARDS YOUR MAJOR. Let's say you take Biology AP. When you sign up for college and such, and Biology IS your major, the colleges will make you take it again and thus your Biology AP in high school is worth shit, now if you were majoring in English, then the Biology course would count as college credits, but WHY the fuck would you need Biology when you're an English Major?!

2. Advanced Placement does not give you a higher chance to go to a better college or university. The colleges and universities that you want to go to ONLY LOOK AT YOUR GRADES. They do not look at the difficulty of the classes. Let's say you were in all AP classes for high school and managed a C or B, and a fucking retarded student who had regular classes manages A. The university will choose them over YOU because their grade is higher.
Advanced Placement is for retarded kids. Don't make the same mistake I did. Plenty of my friends who were in regular classes went to good universities, I however, was in Advanced Placement and mananged a C or B. Now I get to go to a community college because the university rejected me. FUCK YOU AP!
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Anal Penetration. Used by some radio stations that work "blue." They talk around the word so it can have a double meaning, but the intended meaning is anal sex.
They gave him a big dose of AP (also the initials of a football running back who ran for a lot of yards).
by zoneblitz November 1, 2007
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1. To study for the May AP exams until you go crazy and lose your mind

2. To endure the stress of the week before APs in which your life becomes the subject(s) you're taking

3. To procrastinate studying for APs by doing things such as making this definition
1. This is my 30th hour of APing and I've lost the ability to think straight.

2. Sorry, I can't hang out tonight- I've got some hardcore APing to do

3. I APed last night- I posted 13 times on Xanga.
by Emster May 5, 2006
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Aternative Press:
A awesome magazine with tons of alternative bands.Check for retailers at altpress.com
Did you check Sum 41 on the cover of AP?
That was the shit!
by truong October 11, 2004
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