heinous anus gayness

A situation involving heavy sexual deviance of the rectum amid a furious homosexual encounter.

Bob: I heard Frank had to get reconstructive surgery on his asshole after spending an evening with Don.

Gerald: Just one night? Damn, there must have been seriously heinous anus gayness afoot.

by Hammer of Jesus August 17, 2019

Anus Hiatus

When a woman/man decides that they should stop having anal sex for a while.

Michelle decided to take an Anus Hiatus since she pooped all over her friend's bed comforter after having anal sex with her boyfriend.

by CaptainLolzer March 5, 2008

Anus neck

Those who aren't able to think well/intelligently. Associated with Matt Reed syndrome. A condition that inables you of brain function. Won't allow you listen the first time your told. (Condition only known to have affected one person...Matt Reed).

You're dirting my kitchen that I just cleaned why didn't you eat before anus neck. Think before you act ..very disappointing stupid cachiga.

by Fargman February 4, 2017

Winter’s anus

The dark hole of winter between Jan 2nd and March 1st where no light shines and everything looks like shit.

I’m ready for Spring and beers outside, I’ve been stuck in winter’s anus for too long!

by Bmckeat April 19, 2021

Grand Angus

Taking a shit in a chicks vagina, mushing up the shit with your dick, then feeding the chick the shit

My girlfriend was hungry so I gave her a Grand Angus

by MR ANGUS November 8, 2009

anus water rocket

Propellant used in anal entrance to rapidly shoot out a burst of liquid, thus expanding the anal cavity

"Today i used anus water rocket to enlarge my anal cavity"

by WestNomad January 12, 2016

Anus tangerinus

The Common North American Trump (Anus Tangerinus), known commonly by the locals as an Orange Arsehole is a large animal, tall but bulbous in the middle with oddly coloured tangerine skin. A wafty wispy plume of light orange hair adorns its head. This plumage has for years intrigued scientists, hair dressers and bloggers alike. No one can agree on its purpose, what it hides, what it signifies or indeed how evolution saw fit to make it that way. The only Anus tangerinus in captivity can be seen at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. It generally comes out of its enclosure once or twice a day. When threatened, Anus tangerinus emits hostile tweets.

The Anus tangerinus generally lives in large white abodes that it fights over with rivals every 4 years.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020