An expression used by people to explain light heartedly why they've just curled out an unfeasably large long turd.
I was round at the in laws for Sunday lunch and I got the urge to nip off a loaf, unfortunately it was bigger than expected and wouldn't flush, in fact I had to explain to her mum that I must have swallowed an anaconda, she wasn't amused!
by Big Jacks Bollocks May 21, 2017
The art of beating a girls ass with your soggy dick after you cum in her pussy. Also known as "whipping''
by Ryan, The Whipper July 9, 2011
Jacking off in while watching a Halle Berry movie before sex always helps prevent an Anaheim Anaconda.
by TenInchPlaya August 22, 2006
An asshole where nothing bigger than a pea can ever be passed. The holy grail of anal sex. If you dare to enter, resulting in marks on one's johnson that look like severe rug burn.
Did you hear what Carl unleashed on George last night in the upstairs office? The full fury of the anaconda vortex was in effect!
by Lovell from UT October 21, 2010
by b-red cs January 4, 2011
Why the fuck are you looking at the definition of an "Anaconda Dump" ?
I mean seriously, you could go out looking at beautiful nature or learn and educate, but instead you have to go looking at this profound shit.
I mean seriously, you could go out looking at beautiful nature or learn and educate, but instead you have to go looking at this profound shit.
by Paddicarus February 7, 2016
by That 0ne Guy May 26, 2012