A mentally handicapped individual who rules over the other mentally under developed in a group. Such behavior is very similar to what is seen in Apes where the Alpha Male plays a dominant position
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Person B: Ok son, now eat the cheese that definitely doesn't have your anti-psychotic pills
Person B: Ok son, now eat the cheese that definitely doesn't have your anti-psychotic pills
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You: Read this, Friend. (give friend piece of paper with phrase written on it)
Friend: (reads aloud) "Alpha Can Knee Won"
You: Hehe
Friend: I'll fuck anyone
You: Hahaha
Friend: Dammit!
Friend: (reads aloud) "Alpha Can Knee Won"
You: Hehe
Friend: I'll fuck anyone
You: Hahaha
Friend: Dammit!
by X23 October 14, 2008
Get the Alpha Can Knee Won mug.The area of New York City that runs from Houston Street up to 14th Street, and from Avenues A to D. This area includes both The Village as well as Loisaida.
by Timbal April 3, 2004
Get the Alphabet City mug.A respectable co-ed professional chemistry fraternity. While many fraternities are hell-bent on drugs and alcohol, the brothers of Alpha chi sigma are truly dedicated to academics. There are many professors and Nobel Laureates who are brothers.
frat boy: I'm gonna get laid tonight at the party. What are you doing?
alpha chi sigma brother: Studying for my o-chem final and finishing up my research. You know, gotta get into med school.
alpha chi sigma brother: Studying for my o-chem final and finishing up my research. You know, gotta get into med school.
by Laura5216987 March 22, 2008
Get the alpha chi sigma mug.A professional and social sorority for engineering and cs majors. The girls are very smart and down to earth. Although they are sought after by intelligent, witty, and otherwise attractive young men their primary goal in college to get a degree, not a husband. And hey, you can't spell awesome without AOE.
Guy 1: "Your thermo tutor is gorgeous, is she a Zeta?"
Guy 2: "Heck no, she's an Alpha Omega Epsilon."
Guy 2: "Heck no, she's an Alpha Omega Epsilon."
by Vallory Raye May 15, 2011
Get the Alpha Omega Epsilon mug.The funniest/manliness piece of literature mankind has ever read. Perhaps it will be looked back on as the manliest book of all time.
To quote the author, Maddox (creator of "The Best Page in the Universe... www.maddox.xmission.com), here's an exerpt and commentary from/about his book:
"This is the only sentence in the entire book that will give you a chance to adjust your face; take your time, because it’s about to be rocked off — permanently.
Finally, a book that guarantees your balls will be stomped; a book so manly that it will make even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women) feel inadequate. So manly, it needs to be shaved: The Alphabet of Manliness. This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history. Here’s a small sample of the ass-kickery found within these revered pages of outright manliness:
* People getting drop-kicked in the face
* Phallic aggression
* Violence in excess of what has come to be known as excessive
* Garish disregard for the well-being of children
* Contempt for animals, women, and other cultures
* Intimidating rhetoric
* Obscure penile references
* The triumph of flannel over good taste"
- Maddox
To quote the author, Maddox (creator of "The Best Page in the Universe... www.maddox.xmission.com), here's an exerpt and commentary from/about his book:
"This is the only sentence in the entire book that will give you a chance to adjust your face; take your time, because it’s about to be rocked off — permanently.
Finally, a book that guarantees your balls will be stomped; a book so manly that it will make even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women) feel inadequate. So manly, it needs to be shaved: The Alphabet of Manliness. This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history. Here’s a small sample of the ass-kickery found within these revered pages of outright manliness:
* People getting drop-kicked in the face
* Phallic aggression
* Violence in excess of what has come to be known as excessive
* Garish disregard for the well-being of children
* Contempt for animals, women, and other cultures
* Intimidating rhetoric
* Obscure penile references
* The triumph of flannel over good taste"
- Maddox
Chapter "R" for Restroom Etiquette from The Alphabet of Manliness states:
"RULE 1: Don't Gawk At the Cock
If you look at a man's penis at a urinal, the packets of light known as photons are bouncing off his dick and are being directly absorbed into your eyes. You wouldn't drip visine into your eyes that has dripped off another man's balls would you??"
"RULE 1: Don't Gawk At the Cock
If you look at a man's penis at a urinal, the packets of light known as photons are bouncing off his dick and are being directly absorbed into your eyes. You wouldn't drip visine into your eyes that has dripped off another man's balls would you??"
by LoganP June 26, 2006
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