Aloha

Opposite of Ohio.

Ohio sounds like, "Oh", "High", and "Oh", and so "Aloha" is da "opposite" sounding --- "Ah, "Low", and "Ah".

by QuacksO October 24, 2018

Chinese Aloha

A somewhat perverted sexual maneuver along the lines of the Alabama Hotpocket, the Donkey Punch, and the Komodo Dragon. During oral sex the man receiving ejaculates in the woman's eye, causing her to squint and thus to resemble people of Chinese extraction. Following his orgasm, the man moves his hips side to side like a Hawaiian hula dancer, hitting his erect penis against her cheeks.

"Dude, I was feeling kinda crazy, so I did a Chinese Aloha to my girlfriend last night. Now she's pissed."

by Greenandred June 25, 2009

aloha

Slang term used to greet a very different and adventurous good freind.

Aloha, said carl to jessi.

by GUIN. May 13, 2005

Aloha Sex Juice

The jizz of a Hawaiian man.

Would you like to drink my aloha sex juice?

Yes please.

by Hawiian Stud 69 October 25, 2009

the aloha

A sexual move where one person pleasures a female by stimulating the clitoris with a movement of the thumb, the vagina by movement of the knuckles of the first three fingers, and inserts the thumb into the anus. A tropical variant of the shocker which requires more lubricant. Named due to the shape the hand creates which is the "Shaka" or "Hang Loose" symbol.

The shocker didn't get her going; so, I switched to the aloha. She went nuts after that!

Man, that girl was a freak. She had me aloha-ing all night.

by Smokin Jay March 26, 2010

aloha experience

Getting a hand job through a grass skirt while drinking mai tai's before getting laied.

"Wow, that was a sweet laua, I am so glade I wore my grass skirt and had an aloha experience."

"Dude, I spilled Noni juice all over my pants, thank god I had my grass skirt because that aloha experience was mind blowing during that laua!!"

by Sattelite April 29, 2008

Aloha

Some word every single white blonde thot says and shake they ass too and I’m not talking normal typical average thot I’m talking biggest school wide thot that slept with the whole football team and people 69 grades above them thot lvl and not just them every girls says it to think highly of themself of think they coo but in reality they don’t even know what it means

“white chick blonde hair:aloha I yet yet big booty bitch” “yo dude it was so hard watching this last night with 1 hand on tik tok cuz the other hand had a barret .50 cal in my mouth on the trigger “

by Niggernigga69 November 19, 2020