Albert Fish

One of the most disturbing serial killers in history. This seemingly harmless, grandfatherly old man was a deranged child rapist and cannibal.
He was one of very few sadomasochistic serial killers and enjoyed receiving pain as much as inflicting it. He was also a religious zealot.

He attacked and raped numerous children and bragged that he'd "had children in every state". Most of his victims were handicapped or black children, easy targets.
He was convicted of torturing and murdering four-year-old Billy Gaffney and ten-year-old Grace Budd, both of whom he cannibalized. He was connected to three other murders and hundreds of rapes.
His downfall began when he sent a letter to Grace Budd's grieving parents, bragging about what he did to Gracie.

Albert Fish: noun, a psychopathic pervert who likes torturing, raping and murdering children and then eating their flesh. A flesh-and-blood embodiment of fairy tale monsters, a la "Hansel and Gretel"; a seemingly kind, benevolent elder who offers a child candy and turns out to be a cannibal.

In short, a legitimate reason for children not to talk to strangers.

by Lorelili April 8, 2010

Alderbeast

Any one of the 50 Aldermen the comprise the Chicago City Council

My Alderbeast would not give me a zoning variance because I did not contribute enough money to her re-election campaign fund.

by WhatTheHelen February 22, 2007

aldershit

An adaption of the real name Aldershot (a town in Hampshire, UK), nicknamed as such by some of the locals because it's not a very nice place - it's a bit of a shithole

"Oh, so you're going to Aldershit! Lucky you!"

by funnyhehehahalol December 19, 2015

alberta fur trapper

When a man has sex with a woman who has a hairy vagina. He puts a wax pad on the infected area. And slowly tears it off during intercouse.

Megan Fox gave Justin Bieber herpes doing the Alberta Fur Trapper.

by Gereta May 19, 2016

Alderius

Alderius is a cool guy to hang around with. He always has about 4 to 5 crates of Heineken in his garage and is willing to share it with his mates. It is even believed he smokes weed. He says he's not a true gamer because he has a shitty laptop but he still wastes half his day on it playing low key graphic games.

dude 1 : "Who's that guy smoking weed there?"
dude 2 : "Oh that's just your average Alderius!"

by AnonymousR May 24, 2018

Albert Gallatin Area Senior High School

A high school serving the Georges-German townships in Fayette County, Pennsylvania. One of the worst places in the known universe. Populated by crackheads, criminals, thugs, bad management, drug dealers, inefficient staff members, and upper management that only cares about money, this school is a 4 year prison sentence for anyone who goes there. The bathrooms are never cleaned, drug deals are talked about, and done in the open, 99% of the school is addicted to weed at the very least. The staff would rather tell parents how much they care about keeping students educated and safe, and then turn around and line their own pockets with those lies. Recently had many cutbacks, probably due to the expensive renovation of their football field that was in no need of renovation whatsoever. There are good teachers, but they are usually setback by upper management, and the bad ones don't actually teach anything useful. A meme related to this school, "Bottom 10 percent", is related to staff that would rather chide students then fix the actual problems with the place.

Dude 1: "Hey, what's up?"
Dude 2: "I'm going to the Albert Gallatin Area Senior High School next year."
Dude 1: "Run away now as fast as you can."

by FayettenamSurvivor October 24, 2019

afternoon alder

A boner that comes around in the afternoon with a hard suprise.

Ahhh man dude, I have a afternoon alder and its a big one

by Bruhballs March 27, 2017