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I almost dropped my chicken.

The name for an inside joke of an inside joke.
First friend: “What are you guys talking about?”
Second friend: “Oh, don’t worry about it. I almost dropped my chicken.”
Third friend: “LOL” *high five*
by Carmen5555 June 11, 2019
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almasex

When the penis and vagaina rub on eachother without any clothes on. Almost having sex. A mix of almost and sex.
"Dude, did you sleep with her?"
"..,No. But we were almasexing!"
by nickrichyrich August 17, 2011
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aljoscha

most perfect boy everrr
Aljoscha is the most perfect boy everrr
by annarggn January 3, 2017
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Almond Breeze

The medicine to everything; in other words, The modern day holy water. Take a sip, and you will become as healthy as an almond tree that is grown under California sunshine.
Justin: Man that juice slaps what's it called
Becky: It's almond juice. Almond Breeze, to be exact. I've heard that the president beat covid by drinking this.
by dropwlrcartitiredofleakssmh October 7, 2020
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Alios

An annoying, manipulative guy that misleads all of his friends.

He never showers and his dad left him.
"Dude I haven't showered in 5 weeks"
"You remind me a lot of Alios"
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Scorched Almond

To place a testicle into the anus. When it is pulled out it is covered in faeces.
John: Do you remember that girl Hannah?
Tom: Yeah?
John: Well I just gave her a Scorched Almond, my nut hurts but it felt so good!
Tom: *leaves*
by Flute Salad October 9, 2015
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