Dirty Alden

When you shove your cat inside your asshole to clean out all the extra shit inside of you

A dirty alden really gets the job done. you should try it

by my mommy pooped herself May 30, 2020

alden hiller

(n)-An especially gay, yet cool male who gets all the cock he wants; also a bottle of spray paint

(adj.)-Gay or having a good fashion sense

(n)-Hey! Whos that gay guy walking down the street?
-Why that's Alden Hiller!!!!!!!!

(n)- they wont sell me any Alden HIller!
- Well no wonder! you're not 18 yet

(adj)- You're Alden Hiller

by 8900 March 07, 2007

Oliver Alden

A great semi-god who pleases everyone he meets.

Person1: Wow my friend is amazing!
Person2: Well he sounds like an Oliver Alden!

by 123456789You are weird April 15, 2023