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alcoholidays

St. Patrick's Day, Halloween, Mardi Gras. Those days that seem to, at least for college students, exist solely for the purpose of getting shit-faced drunk, with rituals often beginning as early as morning and continuing throughout the day.
Bob: Dude! I'm so drunk right now. We started drinking every time we see spongebob squarepants, and they are running a Halloween Marathon.
Ted: Happy Alcoholidays!
by Matthew Lake November 20, 2007
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Alcoholympics

The non-athlete participation in the Olympics that includes drinking excessively everyday whether there is an appropriate Olympic event to cheer or not.
Participants compete in Alcoholympics by drinking $9 beers at clubs/pubs or pour hard liquor into a mix and crowding the streets chanting things like "whoooooooooooooo Canada!" or "CA NA DA CA NA DA" over and over.

"I'm going to get at least a Bronze but Mark's 2010 Alcoholympic dream is over for tonight... cop just smell tested his Big Gulp and poured it out".
by TylerDurden44 February 22, 2010
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Alcahol

(n.) What your mother was probably drinking during her pregnancy that caused you to be unable to spell “alcohol”.
“Ma’am, you’re pregnant, please lay off the alcohol.”

“My body, my choice.”

*Fourteen years later the child finds urban dictionary*

“A - L - C… uhhhh… A - H - O - L. Yeah. Alcahol”
by BigGreasyCumstain July 2, 2021
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alcohol

"Man alcohol is like liquid panty remover, you see that hot drunk chick over there, she's gonna get boned tonight."
by Miss Mandi June 11, 2006
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alcoholic

A person who always feels two drinks behind.
"I just woke up, how can I already be two drinks behind?"

or

"Alcoholic? What's that?"
by Teo Cherub July 15, 2009
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alcoholicfetus

A fetus who's parent is an alcoholic and will most likely be born with problems and become and alcoholic.
"Damn look at that retarded guy drink! He must've been an alcoholicfetus"
by alcoholicfetus July 14, 2009
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Alcohol Induced Parkinson's

Alcohol Induced Parkinson's (or AIP), is the term used to describe the uncontrollable, Parkinson's-esque tremors experienced after a heavy night on the sauce. Main culprits are spirits, sugary cocktails and highly caffeinated beverages. Not to be confused with cold induced shivers or regular Parkinson's.
Oli: "Why are you shaking so much?"
Pete: "Got way too drunk last night, woke up with a serious case of Alcohol Induced Parkinson's today."
by Neddie Walker November 1, 2013
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