When you discover a discarded tampon and a turd in the toilet. The brown and red resembles a turkey.
by Masta_Tee August 10, 2021
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by Non ABQ Dem August 16, 2010
Get the Albuquerque Dem mug.When you blow chunks on your partners face and then you ejaculate in her/his mouth giving it the chunky consistency of almonds and the creamyness of coconut. And then they in turn shit the bed for the chocolate surprise.
I was totally railing this chick and I gave her the biggest Albuquerque Almond Joy I have ever seen.
by Honkey Tonk Bizmark January 10, 2010
Get the Albuquerque Almond Joy mug.A sexual when you stand a woman on her head and violently force your fist into the rectum of partner(s), then proceeding to enter to and fro until bleeding occurs. (suggested arm movement is at 5600 FPS*)
*FPS - Fists per second
*FPS - Fists per second
Hello, bitch, please balance yourself on your head, so that I may pleasure you with an Albuquerque jackhammer.
Why sure. I'd love it. =) Let me grab a towel.
Why sure. I'd love it. =) Let me grab a towel.
by AzZrApIsT June 23, 2011
Get the Albuquerque jackhammer mug.Drenches of cum wrapped around a persons wrist from jerking off a guy until he shoots his load onto your wrist.
Alternate definition: When your grinding on a womans G spot until she gushes and it sprays onto your wrist.
Also, when your wrist deep in a woman's vagina and she leaves a white discharge on your wrist. This is usually followed up with a slap.
Alternate definition: When your grinding on a womans G spot until she gushes and it sprays onto your wrist.
Also, when your wrist deep in a woman's vagina and she leaves a white discharge on your wrist. This is usually followed up with a slap.
Example 1: She's jerking me off and I blew a load and gave her an Albuquerque wristwatch for mother's day.
Example 2: So, I'm wrist deep in this bitch and all I got out of it was an Albuquerque wristwatch.
Example 2: So, I'm wrist deep in this bitch and all I got out of it was an Albuquerque wristwatch.
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