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albuquerque turkey

When you discover a discarded tampon and a turd in the toilet. The brown and red resembles a turkey.
That chick left an Albuquerque Turkey in the toilet. She's nasty.
by Masta_Tee August 10, 2021
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Albuquerque Dem

(n) person that possesses three things and happens to living in or around Albuquerque: registered democrat, liberal agenda, and a need for speed.
Thanks to the Albuquerque Dem(s), the roadways are so safe.
by Non ABQ Dem August 16, 2010
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Albuquerque Almond Joy

When you blow chunks on your partners face and then you ejaculate in her/his mouth giving it the chunky consistency of almonds and the creamyness of coconut. And then they in turn shit the bed for the chocolate surprise.
I was totally railing this chick and I gave her the biggest Albuquerque Almond Joy I have ever seen.
by Honkey Tonk Bizmark January 10, 2010
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Albuquerque jackhammer

A sexual when you stand a woman on her head and violently force your fist into the rectum of partner(s), then proceeding to enter to and fro until bleeding occurs. (suggested arm movement is at 5600 FPS*)

*FPS - Fists per second
Hello, bitch, please balance yourself on your head, so that I may pleasure you with an Albuquerque jackhammer.

Why sure. I'd love it. =) Let me grab a towel.
by AzZrApIsT June 23, 2011
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Albuquerque wristwatch

Drenches of cum wrapped around a persons wrist from jerking off a guy until he shoots his load onto your wrist.

Alternate definition: When your grinding on a womans G spot until she gushes and it sprays onto your wrist.

Also, when your wrist deep in a woman's vagina and she leaves a white discharge on your wrist. This is usually followed up with a slap.
Example 1: She's jerking me off and I blew a load and gave her an Albuquerque wristwatch for mother's day.

Example 2: So, I'm wrist deep in this bitch and all I got out of it was an Albuquerque wristwatch.
by karcus June 20, 2007
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Albuquerque mudslide

When a man masterbates at the same as taking a shit. Essentually it is a blumpkin for one.
"Man, after I had that filthy bean borito, I was so horny that I raced into the dumper and gave myself an Albuquerque mudslide," said Johnny D.
by Doc Sanchez December 7, 2010
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albuquerque hot pocket

The act of taking a shit, wrapping it in tin foil and fucking a girl with it.
by ironicstatement August 10, 2009
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