A skinny guy who can be snapped like a twig. He is y’all, mainly wears glasses, and gets all the bitches. He has the name pito in the end only if is dating Spanish girls.
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Get the alberto pito mug.Alberto DeJesus serves as the chairman of DeJesus Trust & Company, a real estate and construction conglomerate currently housing four subsidiary companies. Alberto is a student at Boston University, influencer, public speaker among his communities, and host of his YouTube vlog AlbertoD TV.
Alberto also has been featured in the BostonVoyager Magazine and long term goals include wanting to be an orthopedic surgeon and investing and growing his companies over the years.
Alberto is a serial entrepreneur, investor, author, and enthusiast of education and science!
Alberto also has been featured in the BostonVoyager Magazine and long term goals include wanting to be an orthopedic surgeon and investing and growing his companies over the years.
Alberto is a serial entrepreneur, investor, author, and enthusiast of education and science!
by businessmagazine January 1, 2019
Get the Alberto Junior DeJesus mug.Some Spanish guy from WWE who keeps bitching about his "destiny". Says it's to be WWE champion, but he's already been champ twice, and both reigns only lasted like a month anyways. He's also rich as hell, and he even has his own ring announcer. Well known for telling us his name every week and saying we already knew it.
Alberto Del Rio: It is my destiny to become WWE champion!
John Cena: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Kicks Alberto's ass*
John Cena: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Kicks Alberto's ass*
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Get the Alberto Del Rio mug.A Mexican born professional wrestler currently working for the WWE company on Friday Night Smackdown. He beat Rey Mysterio in his debut match and continued to attack him in another Raw episode causing The Ultimate Underdog Rey Mysterio to be out of action for about a month. Alberto Del Rio is also known for having his own personal ring announcer to introduce him.
John Cena: Hey Hunter did you hear about Alber.. ro.. what's him name again?
HHH: It's Alberto Del Rio. He beat that little Mysterio. He loves sending people to the hospital.
Y2J *interrupts*: More like me sending you both down the drain along with the other hypocrites and parasites!
HHH: It's Alberto Del Rio. He beat that little Mysterio. He loves sending people to the hospital.
Y2J *interrupts*: More like me sending you both down the drain along with the other hypocrites and parasites!
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Get the Alberto Del Rio mug.The ISAA is a group of people who stalk a youtuber named flamingo. They have a discord server which is basically hell. ISAA is a secret organization. Congrats on finding the ISAA. They always find alberto and they will never cease. ISAA is another word for hell.
Chelsea: Join the ISAA or i will shoot u.
Orangasm: Join the ISAA or i will stab u. ISAA (I Spy An Alberto)
Orangasm: Join the ISAA or i will stab u. ISAA (I Spy An Alberto)
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In 2005, the Alberto-Culver company bought out Nexxus, a salon hair care company established in 1979
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Get the Alberto-Culver mug.a perfect couple that care for eachother and can understand each others limits, interests and goals. they are soulmates in every way and fit together like a puzzle piece. im so happy that they are together and i will throw hands if someone ever messes up their relationship
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