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Alberto Gonzales

Sychophantic former White House counsel, later appointed by President Bush to be Attorney General of the United States. He is notable for being perhaps the country's only AG who has so completely and consistently disregarded the Constitution and Bill of Rights. Alberto Gonzales is infamous for stonewalling Congressional oversight and investigative meetings by repeatedly dodging pointed questions by saying "that's classified." His dismissal of concerns about illegal wiretapping and illegal extraordinary rendition makes him widely regarded as the worst AG in history.
A secret 2002 Justice Department memorandum cleared by Alberto Gonzales argued that laws prohibiting torture do "not apply to the president's detention and interrogation of enemy combatants", and that the pain caused by interrogation must include "injury such as death, organ failure, or serious impairment of body functions — in order to constitute torture." - Wikipedia
by el_che April 25, 2006
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Alberto Gonzales

(v) To dodge out of an appointment previously made by making the excuse that "You didn't recall" then, being pressed about your flakiness, responding "It's classified"
Jerry ducked out on going to the movies, then when I asked him about it he Alberto Gonzalesed me!


I didn't want to go to my family reunion, so I Alberto Gonzalesed out of it.
by straightedgepunk123 June 26, 2008
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Alberto VO5

Noun: a brand of hair care products trademarked and patented in 1955 by The Alberto Company (now Alberto-Culver), and famously employed by such celebrities as Lucille Ball and Jacqueline Kennedy-Onassis.
In order to maintain her classic coiffure, the First Lady made extensive use of Alberto VO5.
by speedog May 28, 2010
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alberto febo

An awesome, Skinny, Puerto rican, with a great Mom and Papi
man i wish i was an alberto febo
by LITBOI696 September 5, 2017
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Alberto Junior DeJesus

Alberto DeJesus serves as the chairman of DeJesus Trust & Company, a real estate and construction conglomerate currently housing four subsidiary companies. Alberto is a student at Boston University, influencer, public speaker among his communities, and host of his YouTube vlog AlbertoD TV.

Alberto also has been featured in the BostonVoyager Magazine and long term goals include wanting to be an orthopedic surgeon and investing and growing his companies over the years.

Alberto is a serial entrepreneur, investor, author, and enthusiast of education and science!
Alberto Junior DeJesus is the GOAT!
by businessmagazine January 1, 2019
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Alberto Del Rio

Some Spanish guy from WWE who keeps bitching about his "destiny". Says it's to be WWE champion, but he's already been champ twice, and both reigns only lasted like a month anyways. He's also rich as hell, and he even has his own ring announcer. Well known for telling us his name every week and saying we already knew it.
Alberto Del Rio: It is my destiny to become WWE champion!

John Cena: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Kicks Alberto's ass*
by ThatJerkOverThere January 2, 2012
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alberto fernández

a thot politician of Argentina that cant inniciate an argument without talking about Mauricio Macri
Alberto Fernández you got 2:00 to talk about your propoursals but you cant talk about macri
Alberto Fernández: i wHAT
by (n)lvrgn October 18, 2019
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