A skinny guy who can be snapped like a twig. He is y’all, mainly wears glasses, and gets all the bitches. He has the name pito in the end only if is dating Spanish girls.
by Boaturbanboaturbanboaturban January 19, 2018
Get the alberto pitomug. Alberto DeJesus serves as the chairman of DeJesus Trust & Company, a real estate and construction conglomerate currently housing four subsidiary companies. Alberto is a student at Boston University, influencer, public speaker among his communities, and host of his YouTube vlog AlbertoD TV.
Alberto also has been featured in the BostonVoyager Magazine and long term goals include wanting to be an orthopedic surgeon and investing and growing his companies over the years.
Alberto is a serial entrepreneur, investor, author, and enthusiast of education and science!
Alberto also has been featured in the BostonVoyager Magazine and long term goals include wanting to be an orthopedic surgeon and investing and growing his companies over the years.
Alberto is a serial entrepreneur, investor, author, and enthusiast of education and science!
by businessmagazine January 1, 2019
Get the Alberto Junior DeJesusmug. Some Spanish guy from WWE who keeps bitching about his "destiny". Says it's to be WWE champion, but he's already been champ twice, and both reigns only lasted like a month anyways. He's also rich as hell, and he even has his own ring announcer. Well known for telling us his name every week and saying we already knew it.
Alberto Del Rio: It is my destiny to become WWE champion!
John Cena: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Kicks Alberto's ass*
John Cena: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Kicks Alberto's ass*
by ThatJerkOverThere January 2, 2012
Get the Alberto Del Riomug. A Mexican born professional wrestler currently working for the WWE company on Friday Night Smackdown. He beat Rey Mysterio in his debut match and continued to attack him in another Raw episode causing The Ultimate Underdog Rey Mysterio to be out of action for about a month. Alberto Del Rio is also known for having his own personal ring announcer to introduce him.
John Cena: Hey Hunter did you hear about Alber.. ro.. what's him name again?
HHH: It's Alberto Del Rio. He beat that little Mysterio. He loves sending people to the hospital.
Y2J *interrupts*: More like me sending you both down the drain along with the other hypocrites and parasites!
HHH: It's Alberto Del Rio. He beat that little Mysterio. He loves sending people to the hospital.
Y2J *interrupts*: More like me sending you both down the drain along with the other hypocrites and parasites!
by BigBossSnake October 2, 2010
Get the Alberto Del Riomug. The ISAA is a group of people who stalk a youtuber named flamingo. They have a discord server which is basically hell. ISAA is a secret organization. Congrats on finding the ISAA. They always find alberto and they will never cease. ISAA is another word for hell.
Chelsea: Join the ISAA or i will shoot u.
Orangasm: Join the ISAA or i will stab u. ISAA (I Spy An Alberto)
Orangasm: Join the ISAA or i will stab u. ISAA (I Spy An Alberto)
by orangasm February 2, 2020
Get the ISAA (I Spy An Alberto)mug. A man with no green card and loves to cross borders like Michael Jordan making a slam dunk. Stay clear of this man he is full of horny energy. He also looks like a Justin Bieber Spic
girl1: hey have you seen alberto lately?
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.
by cheesy bacon October 16, 2019
Get the Alberto Martinezmug. by AlbertoShip March 13, 2025
Get the alberto spritzmug.