Alabama Squeeze Box

It's a incestious sex move, where two brothers are pounding and/or throat fucking their sister from either side

Hey brother, wanna do Alabama Squeeze Box? uwu

by renzy1337 July 5, 2023

Alabama Sandpaper

Straight sexual stimulation in which the female spreads her legs apart so her vagina is showing, and the male rubs his penis against her clitoris like he was fucking her, but only the side of the penis goes into the clit. The friction causes sexual pleasure for both of them, and they both get a happy ending...

I love the Alabama Sandpaper!

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 2, 2017

Alabama Slamma

A threesome with a woman and her mother.

Damn, Mary Jo and her Momma are FREAKS! She invited me over last for dinner and an Alabama Slamma.

by FranDiggidy April 19, 2018

Alabama Spoon Cricket

A Nigger.

Yo, Tyrone! You is one dirty rotten Alabama spoon cricket!!

by Synonymous-Stan July 26, 2010

Alabama Suitcase

Any use of something that's not a suitcase for transporting or storing clothing. This includes but is not limited to: cardboard boxes, plastic garbage or shopping bags, or anything else that can be seen as redneck. Duffel bags are not included.

Janet kicked Ryan out of his apartment last night, and he left with only an Alabama suitcase

by Ubersquirl July 7, 2010

Alabama Swamp Drops

A massive case of diarrhea in which after going poop there is no way to wipe up all of the remaining fecal matter- thus, the subsequent remainder mixes with butt sweat to create a swamp like atmosphere in your underwear. The drops usually keep excreting in a slow ooze-like fashion for several hours. Someone that has the Alabama Swamp Drops might find themselves wandering to the bathroom several times per hour just to wipe. Severe cases have been known to spread from undergarments to outer garments in a stinky liquid filled brown mess.

After eating the chorizo burrito, I had the Alabama Swamp Drops for days. That shit just kept slowly oozing out of me.

I've gone to the restroom three times in the last half hour just to wipe. Damn! I've got the Alabama Swamp Drops!

by Rehnquist Silverfox October 28, 2011

Alabama Snacky Smore

A twist on the Alabama Steamroller. When a chick puts marshmallows, chocolate syrup and graham crackers in her pussy. Once the marshmallows are nice and melty, the dude bangs her ... making sure to take time to feed the treat laden cock to her.

Bill: I was sitting around last night with some marshmallows, chocolate syrup and some graham crackers and was looking for something to do.

Ted: Did you call up Nicole and give her the Alabama Snacky Smore?

Bill: High-five! It was very nice!

by lenugent October 27, 2006