The Ryan Affect

Get fuck once and you will continued to get fuck out of no fault of your own
Cool guy : man i lost so much SR after playing with this loser last night

Sexy guy : look like your experiencing the Ryan affect
by Ryan is a huge gay boy September 09, 2017
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GBF Affect

The GBF (gay best friend) affect, the common shaming of a GBF that will last for approximately 3-7 months. Although no longer a GBF one will be called a GBF only because they used to be.
Dude you are such a GBF
No I’m not, tell me how, that was months ago
Idk, just the GBF affect
by Drewc32 July 05, 2019
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The Julio Affect

When you're such a dominant reciever in the NFL, that your opposing defense requires 2 or 3 man coverage every snap; leaving the other receivers widely open.
Man the Julio affect is killing the Saints. Covering Julio is letting Sanu eat up!
by Warback December 18, 2018
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ewww affection

When you are a sarcastic hoe who wants to be shown affection but you don't wanna admit it anytime someone shows you affection so you use sarcasm so you don't have to admit you like the affection.
Jorden: gimme a hug! *hugs Lilith*

Lilith: Ewww affection

Jorden: stop acting like you don't like my hugs

Lilith: I don't loser *proceeds to hug jorden back*
by 1800-hot.asf January 27, 2022
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Affection Tourist

Similar to a convenience friend, an affection tourist is someone who circulates around friend groups, focussing on particular individuals for as long as that person gives them affection/attention.

Usually an affection tourist will latch on to those who invest in the tourists well-being and/or emotional state. It is rare for an affection tourist to invest back.

Sometimes an affection tourist will target someone new when they need something, like they break up with their partner and need some sympathy. In this situation, they will be super friendly to the target, becoming their temporary best friend until their affection needs are met and move on to the next target, usually quite suddenly.

Once the continued affection is depleted/starts to wane, or someone else offers attention, the affection tourist moves on and barely speaks to the previous person for some considerable time, not out of dislike for that person but just because they can't be bothered as that person has nothing to offer the tourist.
"Sarah? Yeah we used to hang out all the time, but she's an affection tourist. She hasn't called me in months. She spends all her time with Jane now."

"James broke up with his boyfriend last week. I hadn't heard from him in months, but suddenly he's all about hanging out with me and doing stuff. It's great but I'm not holding out much hope of it lasting because he's just an affection tourist. I'm sure he'll find someone else to be best friends with soon."
by AnonyX99 December 14, 2013
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The Ifunny affect

The ifunny affect is when you watch a form of media and then immediately find a featured meme of it on ifunny
Guy one: bro I just watched this video and then immediately saw a meme of it on ifunny
Guy two: that's the ifunny affect bro
Guy one: that sounds stupid as fuck
by JustTha November 29, 2020
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The Pio Affect

When you fuck Marc Antonio Pio and turn to a freak and love his dick
Yo bitch: I just fucked Marc

Yo sister: you got the Pio affect
by Big spill January 27, 2019
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