alternasnob

Someone with alternative taste in music who looks down on others with mainstream taste.

Man! Ryan makes fun of me just cause I listen to Justin Timberlake. He's such an alternasnob.

by Ryan Phillips January 11, 2009

afternater

When a person loves the books/movie “after”

“I’m a proud afternator”
“Have you heard how many afternaters there are lately?”

by maybe it’s me ;) April 22, 2019

Unaided Alternative

Masterbating with your off hand without visual aid.

Since my girlfriend broke up with me i have to do an unaided alternative to switch things up.

by dirty fender May 31, 2010

Alternative Facts

Using lies in an attempt to change the truth when the actual truth does not conform to the narrative you want to forward.

The press secretary didn't lie he was just using alternative facts.

by poidogp January 22, 2017

Queen of alternative

aka Lana Del Rey

“isnt billie eilish the queen of alternative?”
“no, lana’s queen of alternative. billie’s princess.”

by tsxd September 12, 2020

Queen of alternative

It means you revolutionized the alternative genre.

-Is Lana del Rey still the queen of alternative?
-of course, no one is going to dethrone her.

by lana queen of alt September 13, 2020

Alternate Dimension

An existence that is parallel to our own. Often thought to contain replicas of ourselves in various or similar forms but never the same. There can be infinite Alternate Dimensions, but never one exactly like our own.

Dimensions are Alternate Realities, Times, Universes, and Lives all in one.

In an Alternate Dimension, I am a Dog.
In an Alternate Dimension, I am a Cat.
In this Dimension, I am a Human.
Professor

by Professor Theory April 18, 2010