Aaron: hey, have you seen Darkness Falls?
Tiffany: no, what was it like?
Aaron: it was an accidental comedy.
Tiffany: no, what was it like?
Aaron: it was an accidental comedy.
by Behemothjackal July 5, 2010
Get the Accidental comedymug. When you poke a girl in the ass with your dick. She smiles, you fuck her in the ass, she screams, you say "I'm sorry, it's morning wood" or some bullshit excuse like that.
by PulpFictionFan94 May 24, 2017
Get the Accidental Analmug. Someone who simply never stumbled upon a person or a situation where they felt compelled to have sex. These people are not virgin by choice (moral, religious or being a prude) as much as circumstance.
At 24, Sarah considered herself an accidental virgin - - she hadn't planned on being a virgin this long, but the opportunity just hadn't presented itself.
by bedelia37 March 1, 2011
Get the accidental virginmug. A very versatile and changeable phrase, usually meaning something like "I accidentally hurt myself".
Can also be used with other pronouns/people/things.
Can also be used with other pronouns/people/things.
"Holy shit, where'd you get that gash?"
"I went to Chelsey's and there were this knife on some counter and I accidentally myself."
"These hot dogs are fucking delicio- Oh shit! I just accidentally my shirt with the ketchup."
"You should've been there. Some guy was cruising right past us showing off his car and he accidentally himself into a bus."
OR "he accidentally his car into a bus."
"I went to Chelsey's and there were this knife on some counter and I accidentally myself."
"These hot dogs are fucking delicio- Oh shit! I just accidentally my shirt with the ketchup."
"You should've been there. Some guy was cruising right past us showing off his car and he accidentally himself into a bus."
OR "he accidentally his car into a bus."
by Lovette Cher April 10, 2010
Get the accidentally myselfmug. The act of "accidentally" discovering something that was in fact, planned by you ahead of time in order to help you acheive your master plan that you were working for all along.
It was "accidentally on purpose" that DJ found another six pack of beer, just what she needed to seduce the unknowing country boy.
by AKseacode May 10, 2006
Get the accidentally on purposemug. I went on a hot date, but we had to cool it down because it turns out we pulled an accidental alabama... she was my cousin.
by m3m3 b01 girk February 5, 2018
Get the accidental alabamamug. A band that was popular around Memphis in 2000. The band consisted of Andrew VanWynGarden and Hank Sullivant. Andrew VanWynGarden was attending White Station High School at the time, while Hank Sullivant was a university student. The band wrote two full-length albums, Mirror Israeli and the self-titled Accidental Mersh.
Sullivant went on to form the band called The Whigs. When VanWyngarden formed MGMT with Ben Goldwasser, Sullivant was one of the original guitarists for the band's live shows.
In MGMT's Valentine's Day Live Chat on Facebook, Feb 14th, 2011, a question was asked of the band about who the former live member was. The band replied: "His name is Hank Sullivant. He plays in Kuroma now and splits his time between Athens, GA, New York, and Memphis. He's now contemplating a move to LA. Keep your eyes peeled for Hank!"1
Sullivant went on to form the band called The Whigs. When VanWyngarden formed MGMT with Ben Goldwasser, Sullivant was one of the original guitarists for the band's live shows.
In MGMT's Valentine's Day Live Chat on Facebook, Feb 14th, 2011, a question was asked of the band about who the former live member was. The band replied: "His name is Hank Sullivant. He plays in Kuroma now and splits his time between Athens, GA, New York, and Memphis. He's now contemplating a move to LA. Keep your eyes peeled for Hank!"1
Some of the songs written by Accidental Mersh are Mama's Got a Case of Funk, Joan, Mirror Israeli, Birthdays in the Graveyard, and Discoiled.
by EmGeeEmTee March 27, 2011
Get the Accidental Mershmug.