accidental virgin

Someone who simply never stumbled upon a person or a situation where they felt compelled to have sex. These people are not virgin by choice (moral, religious or being a prude) as much as circumstance.

At 24, Sarah considered herself an accidental virgin - - she hadn't planned on being a virgin this long, but the opportunity just hadn't presented itself.

by bedelia37 March 1, 2011

Accidental Mersh

A band that was popular around Memphis in 2000. The band consisted of Andrew VanWynGarden and Hank Sullivant. Andrew VanWynGarden was attending White Station High School at the time, while Hank Sullivant was a university student. The band wrote two full-length albums, Mirror Israeli and the self-titled Accidental Mersh.

Sullivant went on to form the band called The Whigs. When VanWyngarden formed MGMT with Ben Goldwasser, Sullivant was one of the original guitarists for the band's live shows.

In MGMT's Valentine's Day Live Chat on Facebook, Feb 14th, 2011, a question was asked of the band about who the former live member was. The band replied: "His name is Hank Sullivant. He plays in Kuroma now and splits his time between Athens, GA, New York, and Memphis. He's now contemplating a move to LA. Keep your eyes peeled for Hank!"1

Some of the songs written by Accidental Mersh are Mama's Got a Case of Funk, Joan, Mirror Israeli, Birthdays in the Graveyard, and Discoiled.

by EmGeeEmTee March 27, 2011

accidental alabama

When you have a date with someone and you find out they are related to you.

I went on a hot date, but we had to cool it down because it turns out we pulled an accidental alabama... she was my cousin.

by m3m3 b01 girk February 5, 2018

Accidental Crucifixion

The process of accidentally crucifying someone, whether it be a false accusation or a faulty nail gun; it could be an uncontrollable act such as an addiction or an "accidental" nailing of someone to a cross

Whoops. I committed accidental crucifixion on Kristy by subconsciously nailing her hands to a cross and planting it in the ground.

by JustKiddingItsMeHillary February 19, 2019

Accidental Game

When your swag is turned up so high, that your game goes on Auto Pilot.

As girl is walking away...

Guy 1 (in a joking way): "Did you get shorter?"

Girl blushes and turns around

Guy 2: "Dude nice accidental game."

by SnacksOnSnacks2 June 28, 2009

accidental thumb

When you're using Facebook messenger and you accidentally hit the thumb on the right side of the screen. It sends it right away, so there's no going back. It's an oversized blue thumb that gets inserted into your thread of texts. Often happens when you're having conversations that would be totally inappropriate to give a thumbs up.

Two people messaging on FB:

Johnny: "I just got back from the vet. My dogs eye was bleeding from the inside."
Daphs: "(thumbs up)"
Daphs: "Shit, that was an accidental thumb. I'm sorry to hear about your dog."

thumbs up facebook inappropriate whoops oversized texting messaging FB

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 9, 2016

Accidental overdose

A lame ass excuse used by the media to describe the death of a celebrity that is caused by drugs that they took on purpose.

Dave: Did you Heath Ledger died because of an accidental overdose?

Me: Man fuck that, he knew what he was doing when he swallowed those 500 valumes. He killed himself,

by glendog May 2, 2008