Avocado Conspiracy

The conspiracy theory that the reason the Avocado has such a large seed that i cannot reproduce by itself naturally is because it was introduced to earth by an advanced alien civilization. The only way for it to continue to exist is for some spieces to evolve to the point that it could farm and care for the avocado while also slowly taking over and domesticating the host species. This is also the reason everyone freaks out when someone says "i don't like avocados" as this is a direct threat to the future overlords.

Waitress: Would you like to try todays special on avocado toast and salad?

Person 1: No thank you, I don't really like avocados.

The entire restaurant stands up and points in unison.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ITS THE AVOCADOS! ITS SOME SORT OF AVOCADO CONSPIRACY.

by justanotherbluepill February 8, 2019

Avocuddle

When two people cuddle who are obsessed with cuddling and avocado jokes. Lots of cute clothing items have the phrase "Let's Avocuddle" on them as well, sometimes decorated with small pictures of avocados

Hey gorgeous, let's avocuddle!

by Coleskrrr December 30, 2018

boneless avocado

Sticking a flaccid penis into a vagina with a STD, more specifically gonorrhea.

After I saw her puss had some avocado I went boneless. I still went in that boneless avocado. I regret nothing.

by CoopDaVille July 17, 2016

avocutie

Avocutie is used to one who is very beautiful and amazing in every way, like an avocado

Emily is such an avocutie!

by Teknologic October 30, 2015

avocado tits

When a girls tiddy flopiness exceeds that of fried egg titties

Janet’s old ass got right up on the brunch table and started twerking and she whipped out the sweetest set of avocado tits I ever seen

by Dirty Lamberti March 15, 2019

Avocadhoe

A basic bitch who’s a hoe for avocados and eats them with every meal they consume.

Chipotle employee: “Would you like quac with that? it’s extra”

An avocadhoe: “abso-fucking-lotley”

by Avocadhoe slang April 28, 2019

Avocrud

Avocrud is the brown spot on an otherwise perfect avocado. The associated emotion of noticing avocrud after peeling an otherwise perfect avocado is feeling avocruddy.

Eeew! We can't serve this avocado it's got avocrud on it.

by gelogob May 30, 2019