Ass Crack of Dog

When your dog wakes you up at 5:00 AM with his butt in your face.

I'm exhausted still after having woken up at the ass crack of dog... At least I had plenty of time to shower.

by saffirepulse July 8, 2018

Plethora of Ass

1. Lots and Lots and lots of ass.

2. Maybe too much ass.

3. My favorite movie.

1. Holy tornado! That bitch gotta plethora of ass.

2. The plethora of ass brought aboard by her majesty the Queen Elizabeth II was discovered to be the cause of the vessel's tragic destruction.

3. P.o.A., it's a pretty good movie.

by tickytocky October 11, 2008

Bag of ass

When you need a creative insult, you take this.

That science class is such a bag of ass.

by Damienny April 27, 2017

Little pansy ass piece of crap

A great way to start a bar brawn calling someone out.

Come on cunt, OUTSIDE NOW! You little pansy ass piece of crap.

by de-pube November 1, 2021

round mound of ass

A fine ass bitch with a big thick ass that is firm as hell. Usually accompanied by thick luscious legs as well.

Dayum that bitch is stacked with a round mound of ass!!!

by countrymerle November 8, 2013

Making an ass out of yourself

When someone thinks they're being cool or impressing people, but really they're making themselves sound stupid and making themselves look like a fool.

John made an ass out of himself when he claimed to be a history expert but then got world war I and world war II mixed up.

A drunk guy made an ass out of himself when he was singing lyrics to a non existent song outside the bar

Two examples of making an ass out of yourself.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 4, 2021

bag of ass

1. dumpy appearance, ie, looking like a bag of ass.
2. a random catch-phrase I made up, that I want to inject into pop culture to program you all to speak like me.
3. quite literally, a bag of ass.
4. MTV.

Janet Reno looks like a bag of ass.

by T. J. May 23, 2003