Askhole

pronouncing: ask hole

"Askhole" is an offensive term for someone who asks too many questions or who asks for advice but doesn't follow it well.

"Askhole" is an offensive term for someone who asks too many questions or who asks for advice but doesn't follow it well.
"don't text your ex he's tricking you by doing all these things to get your attention!''

"okay, i wont text him...." *minutes later*

"i took matter into my own hands and texted my ex"

reaction: 😶...

by chulasz February 8, 2025

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A person, especially family member or close friend, who consistently asks for free professional advice ( eg. medical, legal, contracting, auto-mechanics...etc) and later on proceeds to acquire the same services from another professional and pay a sizeable fee.

"I told Karma to splint her ankle, take acetaminophen and motrin, apply ice and rest her ankle. However the next morning she went to the ER, where the RN splinted her ankle, applied an ice-pack and administered 500mg acetaminophen and 800mg of ibuprofen. It cost her $1225, but that's what you get for being an ASKHOLE."

by Breitling February 9, 2015

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An ASKHOLE is someone who asks for advice, then negates it verbally
immediately, in a condescending manner. Then takes actions contrary to the advice given.

John: Hey Steve! Where's a good place to golf?

Steve: I like that one by the ocean.
John: What? That place has nothing but distractions. Like all the bikini babes you can see from the 3rd 4th and 5th holes! Ocean air might corrode my clubs! Nah!

I'm going to that one that's further away and costs much more!

Don't be an ASKHOLE John!

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? March 1, 2024

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