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Ascended

To have cumshotty eyes, or transform to a Super Saiyan Ascended in Dragon Ball Z. In any other case, your eyes turn cummy, mouth opens, head shakes & you are getting the best head of your life.
Johnny ASCENDED when she blew him up.
by Rainacide December 2, 2007
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Ascension Middle School

Ascension Middle and Elementary School is a school full of bullshit. BULLSHIT I TELL YOU! it costs 6 thousand dollars a year to go there, and you STILL have to pay for lunch while George Washington’s corpse (the gym teacher) rambles on about how she shared one ball with her 72 brothers and sisters. The teachers are homophobes and one divorced her husband because he was bisexual. They will see you with some black dyed hair and will lecture you until the stupid kid named fucking xyleigh will crack a rotten egg on your head and tear out a patch of your hair. The Ursuline sisters are shit. The last one we had was in 1987. Also the fact that for SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR, you still won’t be accommodated for being non religious. No Nancy Figglehorn the lunch lady, I don’t want to be in a church when I am Jewish. Just this year, they bought smartboards in place of all the perfectly fine whiteboards. The music teacher is annoying and one of them even locked a kid in a classroom for detention. they also would never give free lunch, even if a kid didn’t show up. It’s bad until you realize they were saving that kid. The spaghetti was crunchy on the outside, and WHO TOLD THEM CHEAP DEEP DISH WAS GOOD? it tastes, looks, and smells like a pile of shit. They didn’t even have effort to cook the mini waffles we sometimes got. The best thing they had was pizza sticks, just sticks with cheese inside. The janitors are the nicest people there.
Guy A: “My school really sucks. They make us eat oatmeal!”

Guy B: “Ascension Middle School is so much worse, they make us eat raw cranberries.”
by Ascension Is Homophobic July 28, 2022
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THE GOAT... THE GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT DUDE IS AscendedSai on Roblox.com I WISH I COULD BE THE ONE AND ONLY AscendedSai on Roblox.com
by ascendedsaifanclub July 26, 2022
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Ascension Throat

Ascension Throat (pronounced Ah-sen-shun Throte) is a dreaded disease that often lays dorment for months before symptoms are present. Dry tickling in the throat, frog-like throat, the repeat inability to clear ones throat are classic symptoms. Fits can occur on their own or can be triggered by other co-workers who suffer. Usually men, handsome men in particular are susceptible to Ascension Throat. Often results in office tension and discord between colleagues.
Dude, you are reallly suffering with Ascension Throat. You should make an appointment to go see your doctor and get a prescription
by JTomtom January 27, 2011
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Logical Ascension

The process of which one comes to a conclusion by asking questions pertaining to the the logic of the situation.
How do I write a script? Use logical ascension, if your characters are in space how did they get there.
by Mc Answers November 1, 2011
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Havoc Ascendancy

A Roblox War Clan owned by "Xegic" (A known PastelKiddy Imposter), in which the most good looking member is PatientCicero, and not the rumored "Blaeded"
Are they seriously adding a Gun Division to Havoc Ascendancy?

Yeah, that groups really gone downhill since Cicero left..
by Heh gl September 18, 2018
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Ascencio

Vaginal odor caused by uncontrollable queefing after period
Man that Crack whore on the corner smells like Ascencio...
by sillydally March 28, 2007
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