Arturo

An morbidly obese schizophrenic who had a checkered past who had a handful of lovers at a young age. When he first became a father he was not good at it cause he was a child himself. He lost his innocence at a young age but was and still extremely naive.
Man 1: Arturo screwed the Virgin Mary and made a demon baby with her and almost single handedly ended the world because of this. God have mercy on his soul.
by Shinkdmeister May 24, 2020
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Dirty Arturo

Leader, no fear, defiant , quickly finding loopholes , execute plans last minute when needed to complete task or mission.
The squad was outnumbered by hostile enemies but this did not stop the squad from completing the mission , thanks to the Sergeant a Dirty Arturo
by Onaveil April 08, 2023
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Arturo EA

Arturo is a small mexican who has no luck with girls and has not gotten any play for a entire year and fumbles every girl he has tried to get with.
you just pulled a arturo ea you fumbled the bag and u look like a skinny bitch
by danny2k_18 April 23, 2024
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