alcoholic

John

John is an alcoholic

by analvolcano April 11, 2010

a a a a a alcohol

A good excuse for all your problems.
Originated in a song which wasn't very good, but the line has become popular when you need to blame someone.

"Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol..." -Blame It On The Alcohol (Jamie Foxx feat. T-Pain)

or

"Blame it on the a a a a a-Paris Hilton."

by dangraham! May 2, 2009

alcoholic

What people who don't know how to have a good time call those that do.

I'm not an alcoholic, I just know how to have a good time.

by Nicko March 24, 2003

alcohol

One of the select few legal drugs.

100x more people die every year from alcohol than from all illegal drugs combined.

Alcohol can be a huge amount of fun, though.

zomg!!1111! i nvr wud do heroins they make u addikted after 1 time and u die so stoopid

lets drnk alcohol

by sanfud n sun October 31, 2007

alcohol

The greatest tool every created. The key is not to intake it at parties, but encourage every one else to drink freely. This way, your clear and sober mind will quickly become surrounded by drunk idiots, and you can take advantage of each and every one of them. If you're an ugly dude, no worries, a little alcohol will totally change a girls view on you. Same goes for girls, if you give a guy a couple of brews, he will hit anything that moves.

There is a difference between refraining from drinking and being the designated driver, the latter being the equivalent of being the party's bitch.

Hey man, stop smoking that reefer and have some alochol, the choice of champions.

by Regular John June 13, 2004

alcohol

a special serum that makes you horny.

I drank so much alcohol I had sex with a horse... I was desperate.

by the kid under the cupboard January 10, 2009

alcohol

Alcohol is a colorless votatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also has a intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.

The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is the best alcoholic drink in existence.

by Beth, yo December 28, 2005