Definitions by liv_loves_humour

alcoholic 

n. Everyone who drinks excessively with only one exception: college students.

College student A, "I think I am an alcoholic, I was craving for shots on a random tuesday night."
College student B, "Chill out, no worries. You are not an alcoholic until you graduate from college. Want beer?"

alcoholic by liv_loves_humour February 1, 2009