The Albanian goat fucker is a special kind of mentally challenged individual.
It fuck all sorts of goats. Like all of them. It's scary.
There is also a 3-man band called The Albanian Goat Fuckers. They be nice.
It fuck all sorts of goats. Like all of them. It's scary.
There is also a 3-man band called The Albanian Goat Fuckers. They be nice.
by albaniangoatlover May 28, 2020
the act of dipping your balls into a hot steamy cup of diarha or extremely wet feces and then watching the female lick it clean
after burning my cock in the extremly spicey diareha i watched Teresa lick every last drop clean it was crazy.
person one: that was one crazy wet albanian afternoon.
person two: i can't believe albanians perform this daily.
person one: yeah it was fun and hot.
person one: that was one crazy wet albanian afternoon.
person two: i can't believe albanians perform this daily.
person one: yeah it was fun and hot.
by acne all over my penis cock June 15, 2009
A circle of Dutch Rudders (the holding of a man's/boy's wrist as they grip their shaft, and performing the motion of masturbating). A minimum of 8 is required to create a mathmatically correct circular shape. Not to be mistaken for a Circle Jerk, an entirely different act that involves no wrist holding. Avoiding eye contact with anyone else in the Wheel ensures that what you are doing is not in any way homosexual, as there is nothing gay about holding someone's wrist is there?
Brian, Gareth, Soloman, Damian, Terry, Ross, Eggbert and Zachary were bored of pairing together for a Dutch Rudder, so they decided to come together, literally, forming an Albanian Steering Wheel.
by Gloria Specker April 22, 2010
When 8 German tourists in Alabama dress up as futuristic pilgrims and before an orgy they ceremoniously kill a bull, hollow out its ballsack while listening to system of a down (Armenian metal band) once they perform the ceremony they crawl into the ballsack and an orgy ensues for 12.5 minutes and then they repeat once a month
by AdamnGeraldo April 27, 2017
Watch out that weird guy just failed his driving test; he was coked off his bin. I heard he's a right Albanian Tackle Sniffer.
by Mr316 February 12, 2021
Refers to the unenviable position of a male participating late in a heterosexual orgy; the specific reference is made to having sloppy ninths ("playing a hole ninth"), following the unprotected sexual intercourse of several men who have left their semen and STDs in a sexual partner's vagina.
by Daction August 11, 2010
When a guy gets such a gnarly meat spin, that his penis twirls so fast it chops his partner's pubes off.
Damn, did u see Max's wicked albanian weed whacker? He chopped off all of Patrick's pubes in like 4 seconds!
by whacknsplash555 May 04, 2010