agnostic

agnostic (àg-nòs´tîk) noun:

an atheist trying to hedge his bet.

He's an agnostic. He doesn't know if there is a god, but he's trying to cover his bet.

by skyweeder October 10, 2009

agnostic

An atheist who admits that he could be wrong, and thinks that this makes him something else.

I call myself an agnostic to make myself sound more open-minded even though I have no spiritual beliefs whatsoever.

by Killing Kittens March 6, 2005

agnostic

an atheist without balls

Colbert: "are you an atheist?"
Ehrman: "no, I'm an agnostic"
Colbert: "Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?"

by bigbadbrian December 17, 2008

agnostic

an agnostic is an atheist without guts.
I dont have enough faith to be an agnostic or an atheist.

Agnostics are atheists without guts

by Brian L. April 10, 2006

agnostic

an atheist in lack of testicals

Agnostic? What's that?

An atheist without balls...

by jeff clement June 15, 2008

Agnostic

An atheist without balls

"My friend Toby is really an atheist but he's scared that he might be wrong so he says he's agnostic"

by The Nard-Dog September 11, 2009

Agnostic

A scape-goat word that people use when they are too afraid of what society will think of them for saying that they don't believe in a "god".

Uber Religious Friend: "Hey Buddy, wanna go to church with me instead of hanging out and playing video games today?"

Guy who doesn't believe in god at all but is scared of what his friend will think: "ooh, I'm agnostic.. I don't think I'll go today but maybe next time!" (knowing he'll never go because he doesn't believe in god AT ALL)

by GivUpYerGhost May 24, 2009