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abligurition

I went to Europe and couldn't help but feel as if I was suffering from abligurition.
by Siodhachan August 24, 2011
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Ablisa

Two Fat Rude British Dykes who get into a punch-on at X-Factor UK
Who were those fat dykes on X-Factor? Ablisa
by cartenman September 6, 2010
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9-Able

A 9-Able man is a man capable of maintaining long-term relationships with 9/10 women in attractiveness. Top-tier women in their peak years (18-22) most often choose to settle down with 30-35 year old average guys who a) own property b) compliment her a lot and make her feel good c) clearly won't ever have any better option than her d) don't challenge her or make her feel bad and e) is much older than her. 9-10 level women are not very looks-oriented with men, and many of them have already "tasted" the most attractive men and want superior qualities so they usually settle for the beta described above. This is frustrating news for the "alpha males get all the pussy" crowd, but should actually be good news for them: there's no reason to fear these niggardly 30-something betas standing in the way of the hotties.
Guy 1: What’s up with that very average 32-year-old guy with the 9/10 smokin’ hot bwoad with the sweater yams bustin’ out of her cardigan?
Guy 2: Don’t sweat it. That beta is totally 9-Able!

Guy 1: Good point! Don’t forget that alpha males make up less than 5% of the male population, so such a cutey will almost always date betas if only due to the alpha scarcity.
by Eric Kazinsky October 19, 2015
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differently abled

The current politically correct term for mentally handicapped people. However, by the time this definition is finished being typed, "differently abled" will likely be a "slur" and the new PC term will be something even more vague.
"People with Down Syndrome are not 'disabled,' they're differently abled! And this has nothing to do with political correctness; simply understanding and clarity."
"I beg your pardon, but I don't appreciate you calling people like my son 'differently abled.' They are no more 'different' than any usual person. This is an offensive slur and needs to stop. Spread the word to end the D-word!"
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abla

A sincere and funny human being with lots of love to share, known for their bright smiles that illuminate, they have deep loves for cats and are very caring.
Is it a bird or a plane? No its an abla
by Mr.flash May 27, 2015
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Hardly Ableson

The term "Hardly Ableson" is used to mock Harley Davidson riders, simply because Hardly's bikes are overpriced, overweight, underpowered pieces of crap that don't handle.
My GSXR1000 is faster and handles better than your Hardly Ableson bath on wheels, go home you humpy c*** and shave that beard.
by Lee McC May 10, 2007
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