TAKI

Somalian fraudster living off tap-ins and self-proclaimed verdicts on goals that hadn't in actual fact crossed over the goal line.
Thinks he is an LFC fan and runs a football twitter account with absolutely zero engagement.

Warra non tap-in goal for TAKI !

by pindistan January 2, 2024

Takis

The best hot chips in the world.spicy hot that you would love and eat every day non stop.smells good.

Guess what I brought takis
Wow those are really hot and good

by Athena love 558 May 30, 2019

taki the nun

Taki the nun where’s ‘a dark grey and light grey long dress’ ‘ and she has white eye’s and no pupil’s and a open mouth’

‘ you will see her usually with a chainsaw’

Taki the nun is just havin fun: a song by gametoons

by Mei mei ;) July 17, 2022

Taki On Discord

An absolute bitch. He'll leak your IP Address.

Taki On Discord is extremely toxic! He leaked my IP Address..

by guy on urbandictionary November 25, 2021

taky

takable; capable of taking; captivating; or charming; designed to attract notice and pleas; taking; attractive.

He is totally taky

by MuuW March 26, 2017

Taki

Taki’s mix of talent and kindness make him one of the best people you can associate with. Despite being a superhuman athlete, he’ll somehow still be humble. You’ll never laugh harder than when goofing around with him, and you’ll never have more fun than when gaming with him.

For the first time in history, a single player has been offered a position on every soccer team in the world! That player? Taki!

by RCG_Hater December 25, 2023

Blue Takis Experience

A Blue Takis Experience is the phenomenon that occurs when you have too many blue Takis and your shit turns greenish-blue. Normally, this phenomenon will occur when one has consumed at least one serving per day on multiple consecutive days, depending on how one's digestive system tends to process. This phenomenon is sometimes accompanied by Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS).

Person A: Bro, I had a Blue Takis Experience last night. It was so wild. My asshole felt like it caught on fire.
Person B: Dude, how blue was your shit after?
Person A: Looked like it came out of an alien's asshole, I swear.

Person B: Well, that's how you know they were legitimate Blue Heat Takis!

by dreamlandddd May 9, 2025