Salad

When a girl wants to eat salad while being sexually stimulated.

You think Suzy would be down for salad and chill.

by Spongebob Jackpants November 28, 2016

salad

adjective: to denote something as being lame, weak, of poor quality. origin: campus of UCLA, Kerckhoff Hall Patio. Originally used as "sa'altak" meaning "did I ask you?" in arabic whenever a stupid remark was made. gradually became "salad" and was used as a generally adjective.

1) "you failed Biology? salad!"
2) "dude, i saw the Aviator, that movie was salad"

by Wacky Iraqi January 30, 2005

salad shootin'

When you've eaten too much salad, or other fiber source, and the second your butt hits the toilet seat feces shoots out at high velocity.

Neil: Hey man, you coming, we're gonna be late for that statistical overview meeting!

Bob: Naw, dude, I'm gonna be salad shootin' for a few more hours. NEVER eat Mexican yogurt!!!

by BADxKARMA April 04, 2013

The Perfect Salad

Mixed greens, vegetables, and other things.... HOYAAAA

Tyler Christian Kendall"Dang Daniel, that salad last night was THE perfect salad"

by Megalog December 10, 2016

salad choice

A slang term for a job or the method someone makes their money.

Right now I got the green, and it's not just 'cause my salad choice.

by The Great Dark February 08, 2015

cold salad

Used to describe an action or statement of particular callousness.

You kicked her out, then made her keep paying half the rent? Damn, that's some cold salad!

by refriedwhiskey March 10, 2009

salad shaker

when a male/female partner spreads your legs apart and uncontrollably eats your pussy

@jacobsartorious is the best salad shaker in town!

by bodyrolls March 06, 2018