GARRETT

person 1: what does Garrett get again?
person 2: bitches
by waahfinity October 30, 2018
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Garrett

A chache and a douche who will break your heart with a small dick. He is a jerk and ass hole. He is a fuckboy and is stubborn. He friendzones and gets friendzoned.
Garrett is a chache.
by Stubbornmain July 04, 2018
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Pretty much the male version of the basic white bitch who only whose diet consists exclusively of chicken tenders.
Cole: "Aye yo Mitch, do you think Garrett will wanna grab some Mexican with us?"
Mitch: "No."
by DirtyDanForever September 28, 2020
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You'll often find these making ramen and eating bacon by itself while rice cooks in the background. A shiny forehead and somewhat thiccness to a beautiful structure are the main physical attributes, the rest of their attributes are being a sweetheart and a busy-body. They are always Pretty Busy.
Bro, I went to bed at 4 am yesterday and was pretty busy, I think I'm becoming a Garrett!
by Fudgeywudgeyboo August 12, 2019
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A short boy who is smart. He is very random and can sometimes be very annoying. He has any friends and nicknames... Some of these include flower child, rainbow, #potato, and mister grumpy.
Person: hey flower child!!!

Garrett: don't call me that!
by Aka brie.... Cheesy girl October 19, 2013
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A very sexy man of the Mormon religion mostly likes to sleep and eat food
Wow Pedro is such a Garrett!
by Sockmonkey October 25, 2017
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A kid with such bad eyesight that he can’t see much unless it’s like 8000% magnification. He’s also trash at video games and plays fortnite and apex
Garrett is so blind he couldn’t even see something right in front of him
by Tylard March 28, 2019
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