rusty venture

Something lame that unoriginal dickheads say to sound cool. It has the opposite effect & makes them sound like fuckwits

dickhead: Hey man, I'm so cool that I keep dropping rusty venture into conversation

poor guy having to listen to dickhead: You're a fuckwit!

by lickmyrim November 25, 2010

rusty venture

A penis that is red and sore from masturbating too much.

Hank had the whole compound to himself for the day, so he decided to make himself a rusty venture.

by 1fooln6billion November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and irritated

Sorry babe, not tonight. I gave myself a rusty venture.

by Phi4life November 22, 2010

Rusty Venture

Its when you jack off so hard and fast that your dick turns red and is sore.

Dude, I need to find a chick. Last night I gave myself a Rusty Venture.

by Alec Wallace November 22, 2010

Rusty Venture

A "Rusty Venture" can be defined as masturbating so much your penis becomes sore and if skin tone is light enough it also becomes beet-red.

Chick: Oooh, I'm going to give you a "Rusty Venture"!

Brock: Don't believe the hype babe a Rusty Venture is where you beat your dick so much it turns red.

Chick: Really?

by HEYHEYHERRKOMMTALEX November 22, 2010

rusty venture

The rusty part is when you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but you don't let her go to the can; then you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick, so right when you're about to get off take it out and blow shitty cum on her back.

The venture part is when you eat that junk off her back without using your hands

How about I take you to my boudoir and give you a little rusty venture?

by esquilax13 November 24, 2010

rusty venture

when you masturbate so much, your dick gets all red and sore.

I just got a rusty venture from pleasuring myself for three hours straight last night.

by some random loser from kansas November 22, 2010