by cockpuncher501 June 9, 2009
1. Manual Family Planning at its best:
Guy: I'm gonna cum
Guy pulls his cock out of the bitch and sprays his load over her tits.
Guy: I'm gonna cum
Guy pulls his cock out of the bitch and sprays his load over her tits.
by Rafex June 6, 2006
Playboy, Penthouse, Razzle, The Pants and Bra section of Littlewoods catalogue, The back of a Special K box, family holiday photos could all be used as a self help manual
by Garthy September 19, 2006
Person 1: "Can I help out with this tough Manual Labor?"
Person 2: "No. That is what the children are for.
Person 2: "No. That is what the children are for.
by The real dictionary bois August 7, 2020
A sentence you say to someone so that they stop breathing automatically, and start breathing manually. This usually infuriates the other person, who now has to focus on breathing on top of whatever shit they wrer up to.
by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 25, 2022
Most privates (military rank) are so stupid they couldn't fuck their mothers with the aid a polish sex manual.
by Whiskey Tengo Foxtrot August 29, 2011
The act of separating two creme filled cookies and combining them to create one cookie with twice the creme.
by krisseric January 28, 2011