The kindest guy you could ever meet. He's always hormonal for some weird reason, and will always say anything slick just because he's bored. Lionel's are one of the most genuine people you could ever meet, hold on to him as a friend for as long as possible. You could easily catch feelings for him. Lionel's are the type of guys with weird kinks and loves short dark girls. He won't know when to stop playing and also has an obsession with emo rap. He will be considered as the "Jokester" Type of friend. When an Lionel says they love you THEY MEAN IT. Don't ever take their love for granted and always be there for them.
Lionel: I didn't have anything better to do so i'm messing with her/him.
"Omg Lionel stop you're playing with my feelings."
"Omg Lionel stop you're playing with my feelings."
by likeableme July 26, 2022
Get the Lionelmug. by TheRealZNC January 29, 2023
Get the Lionel racingmug. by TheRealZNC January 29, 2023
Get the Lionel racingmug. Literally the best footballer in the world. 8 FAIR ballon d'ors and an insane amount of G/A's that surpass the "complete" footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo.
Has a loyal fanbase. Also is very humble.
Some Ronaldo fans call him Pessi because they have infested their brains with football troll face edits and brainrot and cant defend their idol Cristiano Ronaldo because Messi is more superior in awards and trophy.
And some call him FIFA boy considering the fact that CR7 has more UEFA special awards, Maradona award and Player Of the Century award. (all from FIFA)
Has a loyal fanbase. Also is very humble.
Some Ronaldo fans call him Pessi because they have infested their brains with football troll face edits and brainrot and cant defend their idol Cristiano Ronaldo because Messi is more superior in awards and trophy.
And some call him FIFA boy considering the fact that CR7 has more UEFA special awards, Maradona award and Player Of the Century award. (all from FIFA)
1: "Lionel Messi is the best footballer in the world"
2: "Lionel Messi vs CR7 isn't even a debate. Messi wins"
2: "Lionel Messi vs CR7 isn't even a debate. Messi wins"
by barca09 March 12, 2025
Get the Lionel Messimug. Messi is a Gay Autistic sped. Messi looks like a kid who snuck onto the pitch during halftime and just never left — and somehow nobody noticed for 20 years. Man’s built like the default FIFA character before you unlock custom settings. Bro got carried by Barcelona for a decade like a spoiled little nephew on a family vacation. Every time he scores, it looks like someone handed out participation trophies early. Let’s not forget that World Cup — Argentina basically dragged him over the finish line like dead weight on a wagon. And his MLS "dominance"? Bro is out here scoring hat-tricks against gym teachers and Uber drivers. Messi be walking like he's got main character energy, but he couldn’t even survive in a rainy Tuesday night in Stoke. If gravity was 10% stronger, this man would disappear into the grass. He’s just a short ass sped who gets mogged by the rizzler.
by Monkboyinohio June 16, 2025
Get the Lionel Messimug. Derived from the well known track “All Night Long” written, produced & performed by American singer Lionel Richie.
‘Lionel‘ is a complimentary term used by males to describe a particularly attractive female one would wish to have consenting sexual intercourse with for the duration of the evening, or “All Night Long”.
Due to its ‘coded’ nature the word ‘Lionel’ can be used in the presence of said female/s without them being aware of its meaning.
‘Lionel‘ is a complimentary term used by males to describe a particularly attractive female one would wish to have consenting sexual intercourse with for the duration of the evening, or “All Night Long”.
Due to its ‘coded’ nature the word ‘Lionel’ can be used in the presence of said female/s without them being aware of its meaning.
“Check out the Lionel at the bar at 6 o’clock”
(interpretation: “There’s a very attractive young lady directly behind you drinking at the bar”)
(interpretation: “There’s a very attractive young lady directly behind you drinking at the bar”)
by Jerry Beanus February 5, 2021
Get the Lionelmug. 