kippers

me boo boo

i want to sleep with kippers

by gigi00 September 18, 2003

kipper mits

After you've given a dirty woman a good old fingering and what not. waking up in the morning to find that your hands stink of sea fish.

Denim: "fukin hell, my hands stick of kipper"
Neil: "some would say you have kipper mits"

by simowazere September 11, 2008

Salted My Kipper

a reference to ejectulating in one's pants

guy:wow she's so hot! ive just salted my kipper
guy:dude! she's like 78

by Stripes Go Faster! June 03, 2009

burst like a kipper

Post coital state of a lady having engaged in a vigourous encounter with a gentleman of some proportion

Agnes: Awrite Senga, how did ye get oan wi' Boabie last night?

Senga: Aye, fine... Bit aff mer than ah could chew like. Ah'm burst like a kipper so ah am!

Agnes: Ya durty bint. Well played.

by 429qa May 23, 2008

split me kipper

to vigorously insert one's fist into a female's genitalia

ooooh ay, i split ya ma's kipper last night.

by pablo dahill's ma October 02, 2003

salted your kipper

ejaculating in your pants.

ew you just salted your kipper, while eddie danced provocatively.

by finchh fuckerr May 06, 2010

kipper tie

How a londoner says 'cup of tea'.

Want a kipper tie my old badger?

by le hizzle February 26, 2008