August 9th

The day the baddest bitch/dude was born. On this day, the stars aligned and God placed multiple seeds in many lucky women around the globe. These women birthed the most legendary people to ever exist. All my august 9th people, rise up! Your time is now. You are superior.

Man, those born on August 9th are LEGENDS.

by cookyyyy October 15, 2019

November 9th

A day to tell your crush you like them or slap a bitch

That’s because it’s November 9th

by Joe mama player October 13, 2019

November 9th

The Day that the Finest bitches ever we’re born.

Amanda: OMG Jakes so fine!!!

Sarah: He was probably born on November 9th.

by your mom’s coochie October 19, 2019

December 9th

December 9th is the day that everyone asks out their crush.

Happy hoodie season ☺️

Me: I like you
Crush:I feel the same

And that’s what you do on December 9th

by I’m the real boomer December 2, 2019

July 9th

Best day ever. The birth of only awesome people. Can also mean "to be awesome"

Charlie: "Dude, look at that guy's hair, rad!"
Bob: "Agreed, its so July 9th!"

by drummersean518 December 17, 2010

November 9th

Make fun of your ginger friend day

Friend- haha stinky ginger
Ginger friend- why are u making fun of me

Friend- because it’s November 9th duh

by Gfimvfj November 6, 2019

May 9th

This day is for the motha fuckin G’s out there, this day is dedicated to people that have this day as their birthday, if it’s your birthday on this day you deserve anything and I mean anything you want ;)

Birthday boy: “Hey, can I get some head?”

Girl: “is your birthday May 9th?”
Birthday boy: “yup!”
Girl: *puts hair in a bun

by Mr.longpeen May 8, 2019