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July 9th

You annoy your bestie on July 9th
by Hamish.237 July 8, 2021
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April 9th

I’m finna fuck my bsf it’s April 9th.
by Kill a hoe March 24, 2021
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August 9th

August 9th is national Orgasm day the day to fuck a female and made them legs shake .
August 9th is fun I get to fuck this girl and make her legs shake .
by August 9th August 8, 2019
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January 9th

A day of reckoning. A day where the party consists of booze, drinking games, orgies, a girl falling down stairs, and a "black" man getting angry at a white guy.
Remember January 9th, that shit was crazy!
by Sweens12 July 17, 2010
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September 9th

September 9th is international Baloomba day. You celebrate the birthday of Baloomba and eat cake.
Today is September 9th! That means it’s international Baloomba day, Let’s go and eat some cake!
by Baloomba’s birthgiver September 7, 2022
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april 9th

hey do you know how and when prince philip died?
yes he died on april 9th due to a sneeze
by nevnevnev123 April 9, 2021
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Slippy 9ths

Slippy 9ths becomes official when the 8th man, who has sexual relations with a woman, who has had previous sex with 7 other men, back to back, leaves the area in which he and the woman had sex. The 9th man thereby enters said area, unaware of any natural residue or biological leavings on floor of said area, and begins to slip and slip and slip. The world record for most time slipping in one slip is three (3) hours and fifty-two (52) minutes.
"Man, I walked into the room right after the 8th guy, Todd, walked out, making me the 9th guy. So, as I walked into the room to fuck this broad, I just lost all my footing and began slipping. No one warned me about the natural residue or biological leavings that remained on the floor! I didn't break the record, but I was going for a good ten minutes. Luckily, when the slip ended I landed on the bed. I then proceeded to fuck this sloppy fish of a chick. Therefore, I became the Slippy 9ths of the day."
by Bobby Pardo January 18, 2008
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