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8 year old: 5 Minute Crafts is so useful!
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An unwritten law dictating that if a food or other consumable item is dropped onto the floor, it may be picked up up and eaten within five seconds. The reasoning behind this is that dirt and germs take six seconds to transfer from one surface to another.
"Oops, dropped my popsicle. Five second rule!"
(Proceeds to pick up dirty-ass rocket pop and suck the lint off of it)
(Proceeds to pick up dirty-ass rocket pop and suck the lint off of it)
by Hablacraja July 10, 2004
Get the 5 second rule mug.The perfect height for a full-grown, adult, male. Men who are 5'11" are definitely not short by international height standards, according to medical research, however while slightly tall, they are not giants either. Men who are 5'11" are the perfect height for riding in vehicles, as their heads don't normally touch the ceiling of the vehicle, but they can see over the dashboard, when riding a commercial aircraft, they're not so tall that sitting in the crammed seats is uncomfortable.
According to a London based health magazine, woman find men who stand at 5'11" to be the perfect height, as they are not wimpingly short, but are not gargantuanly tall, which is perfect for the female of the relationship, who is typically shorter, to engage in kissing, dancing and sexual intercourse with her man.
All in all, 5'11" is like the bottom wrung of the "tall ladder" you're not a giant, but you're definitely not short. You're "little tall"
According to a London based health magazine, woman find men who stand at 5'11" to be the perfect height, as they are not wimpingly short, but are not gargantuanly tall, which is perfect for the female of the relationship, who is typically shorter, to engage in kissing, dancing and sexual intercourse with her man.
All in all, 5'11" is like the bottom wrung of the "tall ladder" you're not a giant, but you're definitely not short. You're "little tall"
by Big Ol' Rollin' Nolan! April 18, 2018
Get the 5'11" mug.The best height for girls by far. They are tall but still shorter than the average man. They are perfect for kissing because they are close to your face. They typically have perfect bodies. Long legs, but not too long, skinny, and nice butts. They typically are confident because they have to learn earlier on to love their height although they aren’t super tall, but usually feel that way growing up.
Damn did you see that girl who just walked by? Her body is perfect she looks about 5’8. 5’8 girls are hot asf.
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Get the 5 fingers up mug.A clickbaity channel with almost 30M subs, mostly watched by kids and moms. Most of their videos show stupid "crafts" you will NEVER actulally use in your entire life
5 minute crafts: 42 HOLY GRAIL HACKS THAT WILL SAVE YOU A FORTUNE
Average people: These are so USEFUL!
ACHIEVMENT GET!: Waste 12 mins of ur life and repeat it daily
Average people: These are so USEFUL!
ACHIEVMENT GET!: Waste 12 mins of ur life and repeat it daily
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