To oraly shag a fish and then 2 slap an entire primary school of kids with it and then proceed to put it up your arse and eat it
by Keith Cheeseman April 3, 2009

by Rigatoni PASTA February 14, 2020

by digbickdee January 27, 2020

If you where born on this day your automatically better than anyone named alyssa not born on this day if your name is Layla and your born on this day your most loyal friends name starts with a j and ends with an a
by Ifuckedyomom69420 November 3, 2019

*mum and dad go to bed*
*you wait an hour for them to get to sleep*
*go downstairs and look at your presents*
*stay downstairs till morning and then you can wake everyone up* CHRISTMAS EVE
*you wait an hour for them to get to sleep*
*go downstairs and look at your presents*
*stay downstairs till morning and then you can wake everyone up* CHRISTMAS EVE
by grrrrrand December 3, 2019

Picking up a random person on the side of the street, raping them, and then having them enjoy it. therefore not considered rape afterwards.
Guy: Hey, I got to 24th base.
Guys friend: Sooo...how did that work out for you?
Guy: yeah, I'm meeting her tomorrow...
Guys friend: Sooo...how did that work out for you?
Guy: yeah, I'm meeting her tomorrow...
by SJTOERPDHAANNIE April 29, 2007

by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020
