igno-rant

A noisy, ill-informed and unsophisticated declamation coupled with a lack of credibility and should never be taken serious.

The recent conservative tea parties to protest taxes are merely an attempt a collective igno-rant by a bunch of whinny little cry babies.

by S.W.A April 17, 2009

granny rant

An unhinged, verbose, overdramatic rant, typically written or performed online, about a topic that could be delivered more succinctly, kindly, or effectively. Usually an expression of anger or misfortune.

Aunt Mary’s granny rant about how her epidural injections for her back never worked was incredibly annoying.

by jrsch June 26, 2018

Kanye Rant

When you or someone randomly rants about something that's entirely confusing and totally irrelevant

Friend: I'm so against PDA because it upsets baby chickens and adds to the global warming trend that only the aliens believe in.
Me: This Kanye rant is more confusing than the ending of Lost. Eat a Snickers or take a nap!

by Storypoet December 02, 2016

thought rant

When you play out a whole scenario in your head of what you hope will happen, usually doesn't end up happening.

Dude, I had a huge thought rant of how my night was going to go last night and non of it was right.

by SecretServixMann July 19, 2017

Rap Rant

A type of rap song that has no chours' and is verses afters versus about the same topic

"They really did that?!?" "I have to tell someone,wait, I have a song due next week" " I'll just rap rant"

by Mut3y January 31, 2019

grandpa rant

When your grandpa or friend goes into a rant about something that you can't just walk away from so you're forced to listen to him until he finishes

Friend 1: Did I ever tell you about the time when--

Friend 2: If you go off into a grandpa rant, I'll punch you in the face.

by Deedjahkno November 30, 2007

rant realm

Rant realm is a term for mostly people who know eachother from a twitter fandom who also are friends owning twitter a private twitter account. they often subtweet people who they dislike or if a person makes a mistake. sometimes we „mass report“ those people too to get their asses out of our fandom. Our only personality trait is being funny, not being thAT nice to certain people and making fun of others without them knowing because all they see is „nothing to see here-yet.“ We also love to paralyze peoples replies.

„who is rting my tweets from their accounts? I cant see their account names.“
„oh, its rant realm, I hate them.“

by rantrealm July 01, 2020