Slang cultural reference to the wider choices we have to make each day between either a state of joy and inspired childlike wonder or facing the terrible truth of our more pitiable human-created circumstances.
Well I must admit that when facing the “Dinosaur Train v. MSNBC” choice, I have opted happily for the T. Rex and Triceratops crowd in order to avoid the impulse to start cutting on myself over something else these DC mafia wiseguys are saying or doing!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019
Get the Dinosaur Train v. MSNBC mug.by Svetlana Pachinski August 10, 2007
Get the man v mug.In his blog post about the Homestar Runner/Coach Z slash fiction he'd written, Mark made heavy use of the d:V emoticon.
by Unholy Dicking September 3, 2010
Get the d:V mug.Velocity, Viscosity, Volume, View, and Violence. The five categories you can rate your pooping expierence on, each on a scale of 1-10:
Velocity: How fast was your poop? Was it super slow and hard to push out? Like you're constipated (1)? Or was it like a shotgun: one second it's in, then bang, it's out, and you go flying off the toilet (10).
Viscosity: What was the thickness like? Was it runny diarrhea (1)? Or was it a rock (10)?
Volume: How large was your poop? Was it a tiny little rabbit turd (1)? Or were you like "HOLY SHIT HOW DID THAT JUST FIT OUT OF MY ASS HOLE?!" (10)?
View: How was the view and surroundings while you were taking your poop? Were you in a stinky stall in a public restroom with a bunch of bugs (1)? Or were you in a nice, private bathroom with a pleasant scent and a magazine (10)?
Violence: You can interpret this one however you like.
Velocity: How fast was your poop? Was it super slow and hard to push out? Like you're constipated (1)? Or was it like a shotgun: one second it's in, then bang, it's out, and you go flying off the toilet (10).
Viscosity: What was the thickness like? Was it runny diarrhea (1)? Or was it a rock (10)?
Volume: How large was your poop? Was it a tiny little rabbit turd (1)? Or were you like "HOLY SHIT HOW DID THAT JUST FIT OUT OF MY ASS HOLE?!" (10)?
View: How was the view and surroundings while you were taking your poop? Were you in a stinky stall in a public restroom with a bunch of bugs (1)? Or were you in a nice, private bathroom with a pleasant scent and a magazine (10)?
Violence: You can interpret this one however you like.
by CubanGroceryBag August 12, 2016
Get the the five v's mug.Sometimes referred to as vipster, neo /v/ipster, and /v/ hipster is a derogatory term used on the 4chan /v/ board to insult some of the boards users.
The term is meant to imply said user is a hipster about video games. Common views attributed about /v/ipsters include:
Hating/Liking a game because its popular/not popular.
Hating a game because its more gameplay focused.
Liking a game because its more story focused.
Hating/Liking a game because its Newer/Older.
Hating/Liking a franchise because its more popular/less popular than another franchise perceived as an enemy/competitor of said franchise.
The term is meant to imply said user is a hipster about video games. Common views attributed about /v/ipsters include:
Hating/Liking a game because its popular/not popular.
Hating a game because its more gameplay focused.
Liking a game because its more story focused.
Hating/Liking a game because its Newer/Older.
Hating/Liking a franchise because its more popular/less popular than another franchise perceived as an enemy/competitor of said franchise.
"I was on /v/ the other day arguing with some /v/ipsters who thought Fallout 4 was the worst game of all time."
by Brendyrose February 8, 2018
Get the /v/ipster mug.A curencey in Fortnite called Vendor-Bucks but only virgins are the ones to buy it giving its nickname Virgin-Bucks. This curencey will lead you to lose your money.
by Johnny is eating SUGAR! September 17, 2018
Get the V-Bucks mug.Guy 1: Where did Jason go?
Guy 2: He spent the night at some girl’s place
Guy 1: Did she cash him in?
Guy 1: Danny lost his virginity last night!
Guy 2: Who got his V-card?
Guy 2: He spent the night at some girl’s place
Guy 1: Did she cash him in?
Guy 1: Danny lost his virginity last night!
Guy 2: Who got his V-card?
by Alan King October 18, 2004
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