zumpy

Dry Humping in its purest form

Bro me and that one chick went full on zumpy mode on my bed.

by Her Beast & Co. May 29, 2017

Zumped

verb:
1) abandon or desert (someone) via videoconference

"I just got zumped by my girlfriend over Zoom."
"My company just zumped me and now I need to find a new job."

by LyricalPoet April 16, 2020

Zumping

To dump a significant other by Zoom

I will plan on zumping my girlfriend today

by the Ut May 14, 2020

Joel Zumaya

The hardest throwing pitcher in baseball history. Plays for the Detroit Tigers. Possible closer in 2009-2010 season. Often lasered throwing the ball at 103 mph. His fastest recorded is 104.8 mph Known for his infamous injuries which include playing Guitar hero, and helping move boxes in his parents attic because of the Californian wildfires

Joel Zumaya strikes out the side!

by MikeLCoriasso February 22, 2009

zump

When you hit the quan, nae nae, dab, and stride like damn daniel all consecutively

vro did you see that savage totally ZUMP over there!?

XD vrother that was a ZUMP for all the haters indeed!

by lol_xd_memes_21 February 22, 2018

Zumped

The action of getting dumped on zoom during quarantine.

Sally: My boyfriend zumped me. I’ve been crying all day.
Alexa: Awww honey I’m sorry. He doesn’t deserve you if he dumped you over zoom.

by auyyyyaidan0619 April 27, 2020

zimpy

A man with 5 penises and is also known as the Drainer himself. Does not back down from a fight and is undefeated

Yo i heard you can become a Zimpy.

by UnfeeIings January 19, 2018