zhoft

When things are so utterly fucked in chaos they're not just fucked sideways they've been done in a thermonuclear explosion.

Dude. My homeboy been zhoft by his wench. Cock juggling thundercunt left him totally bereft.

by Kelilah August 26, 2016

zoftig

Pleasantly plump.

A softig state.

by Larstait November 15, 2003

zoftig

NYC Yiddish: usually refers to a heavy woman. Also, means juicy.

Oh look at Shirley and how zoftig she's become.

by Murray Haldanish November 6, 2019

Zhooting

When you shoot a film but are forced to give creative direction remotely via Zoom video conference.

"When are you zhooting that commercial?"
Or, "When is your zhoot?

by Bfrosty June 17, 2020

zhoutonged

Chinese slang for a margin call, where your positions are liquidated automatically due to an insufficient trading balance.

The market was so crazy today, I got zhoutonged.

by bittalk.tv November 22, 2011

zoft

Something unnecessary, redundant.

My old furniture is a zoft.

by pseudorapter January 7, 2016

Zofty

A pill of Sertraline Hydrochloride. Trademarked as Zoloft in the United States.

SSRI antidepressents.

Most commonly used by college students when they run out of Ecstasy.

Dude 1: I'm so depressed after that 3 day rager in the desert. I ate every last bit of molly I had.

Dude 2: That's wak yo. Got a Zofty?

Dude 1: Naw. It's cool though, I visited the campus doctor and told him of my ails. The medicine man hooked me up with a grip of Zofties. That should hold me until the kandi man rolls through.

Dude 2: The kandi man can.

by Chip Selekt August 19, 2012