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zoft by pseudorapter January 7, 2016
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zoftig by Murray Haldanish November 6, 2019
Zofty
A pill of Sertraline Hydrochloride. Trademarked as Zoloft in the United States.
SSRI antidepressents.
Most commonly used by college students when they run out of Ecstasy.
SSRI antidepressents.
Most commonly used by college students when they run out of Ecstasy.
Dude 1: I'm so depressed after that 3 day rager in the desert. I ate every last bit of molly I had.
Dude 2: That's wak yo. Got a Zofty?
Dude 1: Naw. It's cool though, I visited the campus doctor and told him of my ails. The medicine man hooked me up with a grip of Zofties. That should hold me until the kandi man rolls through.
Dude 2: The kandi man can.
Dude 2: That's wak yo. Got a Zofty?
Dude 1: Naw. It's cool though, I visited the campus doctor and told him of my ails. The medicine man hooked me up with a grip of Zofties. That should hold me until the kandi man rolls through.
Dude 2: The kandi man can.
Zofty by Chip Selekt August 19, 2012
zoftig
Zoftle
Zoftle is an upcoming music artist from the United States. He specializes in producing his own Electronic Dance Music, including Dubstep, Complextro, Color Bass, Glitch-Hop, Hyperpop, and many more!
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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